Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners March 18, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ seemed to remind many captioners of their favorite-and not so favorite- Senate jokes. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (RestlessLegs) – “I can’t take it. I gotta go do something liberal.

2) (Louis) – “I Never Enjoy Listening to Ted Zepplin

3) (Paul Hooson) – ““Goddamn immigrants taking our Senate jobs…”.

4) (914) – “🎶Your once, twice, three times a rino.. But I love you!”

5) (rodney dill) – “Cruz: “Me and the Lord…. We got an understanding.”
Graham: “We’re on a mission from God.”

6) (Vagabond661) – ““Wow! Ted has big feet. Hmmmm. “

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to Rick Adams, fustian24, yetanotherjohn and company for their rendition of the famous “Dead Parrot” sketch:

“Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

But that’s a Canadian Blue.
He’s just restin’.

beautiful plumage

He’s pining for the fjords.

That is an EX-candidate.

It has ceased to be.

Bereft of votes…

He has joined the caucus eternal

And one more for the road:

(jim_m) – “Lindsey Graham sits to the left of Ted Cruz. Well, to be honest, Graham is to the left of most everyone in the GOP.
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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