This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success-with Hillary the one getting smashed. We went over the magic 200+ captions line so there are two winners per position. There were still way too many excellent captions to honor, so make sure you read through them all. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
1) (Retired military) – “Hillary “Okay I poured one beer for your company. That will be $150,000….donated to the Clinton Foundation of course””
(rodney dill) – “Hillary: “After a tough day on the campaign trail there’s nothing I enjoy more than a nice pint of Trout Sniffer Stout.””
2) (guido81_MA) – “This is your beer.
This is your beer after my proposed taxes.
(Brian Brandt) – “So Hill walks into a bar with a frog on top her head. The bartender says “Where’d you get that?”
The frog says “It started as a wart on my ass.””
3) (Rick Adams) – “You’d think she’d shy away from events involving the words “homebrew” and “server.””
(Mike) – “69 years old and still hasn’t learned how to pour beer in a glass? Yeah. Let’s give her the nuclear codes!”
4) (Joe_Miller) – “Count the “cold ones” in this picture.”
(David Robertson) – ““Campaigning in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows that you’re insane,
and they’re always sad you came.
You wanna drink so you can think
of other ways to shift the blame.
You wanna be where everybody knows
5) (fustian24) – “That’s Ben Gassy Beer.
It’s pretty hard to swallow.”
(Hank_M) – “A few more of these and I’ll sound like Bernie Sanders.”
6) (Bird666) – “Hillary ruins Ben Franklin’s famous beer is proof God loves us adage.”
(yetanotherjohn) – “Run for your lives, its wet tee shirt night.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to Retired military. Here are 3 more excellent ones:
(cathymv) – “Hillary walks into a bar and sees a really cute girl sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks her what she is drinking. “Magic Beer”, she says.
Hillary thinks she’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the girl sitting at the bar and says,”That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”
“Yes, I’ll show you.” She takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
Hillary can’t believe it: “I bet you can’t do that again.”
She takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
Hillary is so amazed, she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the girl says to the bartender, “Give Hillary one of what I’m having.”
Hillary gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the girl and says, “You know, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk, Supergirl, but this time, the next round is on me!””
(Lady Di) – “Does this beer make make me look fat and bloated?”
(BluesHarper) – “Hey Bill…., Hillary gave her beer head.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.