Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners October 14, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ should inspire a good round of Jack O’Lanterns this Halloween. We had over two hundred entries so we have double winners. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “Bill thought he was going to see Pussy Riot – and realized he was in the wrong venue.

(RadiCalMan) – “The chicks have come home to roost!

2) (Rock ThisTown) – “‘Take Your Daughter to Work Day’ went horribly awry for both Bill & Hill.

(Mary Gehman) – “Both father and daughter look shocked and surprised at the choice of soundtrack for the evening…the theme song from the movie “Deliverance”…

3) (Liberal Nightmare) – “Where will you be when your viagra kicks in?

(Paul Hooson) – “MAKE AMERICA GROPE AGAIN?

4) (RestlessLegs) – “Willey and Broaddrick and Jones – oh my!

(fustian24) – “This is what guilty looks like.

5) (Vagabond661) – “Moderator: “Mrs. Clinton, are there any of Web Hubbell’s children in the audience?”

(Retired military) – “Bill thought bubble “Well at least they dont know about Alice.. or Jackie.. or Lorraine .. either of them… or Susan.. and her daughter… and her mom… or Pam. or…..”

6) (JLawson) – ““You turn your head, dad, and I’m pulling this rope mom tied around your testicles.”

Eyes start to twitch.

“HARD. Don’t do it!”

(Rick Adams) – “Oh, sure, Bill’s got that OHSH– look on his face, but look at Chelsea: “God, there were THAT many?”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – ““Mustn’t look at the victims… mustn’t look at the victims… mustn’t look… ooooo boobies.”

AND

(David Robertson) – “Bill wasn’t worried until he noticed that the women he sexually assaulted were accompanied by Lorena Bobbitt.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I didn’t know Bill’s eyes went in whatever direction you moved his dick.

(guido81_MA) – “God help me, I’m harder than Chinese Algebra right now.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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