Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners October 28, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ got over 200 entries so we have double winners per place. I’m surprised there weren’t more captions entered-it’s almost like everyone has been paying attention to something else all weekend. I’ll have a bonus award for anyone who can give an innocent, FEASIBLE explanation for having 650,000 e-mails on a home device. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Stephen_Macklin) – “Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through a campaign.

(Mary Gehman) – ““…I don’t always drink beer…but, when I do, it’s yours and you’ve paid for it…”

2) (RockThisTown) – ““I call this drink the ‘Monica’ . . . it goes down soooo easy.”

(RestlessLegs) – “Her FBI urine sample had an olive in it.

3) (fustian24) – “Well, here’s to Anthony. What a dick!

(guido81_MA) – “I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil

4) (EricSteel) – “Secretary of State of Inebriation

(TheyTukRJobz) – “Unlike the deep sadness of his friends and students when Socrates was made to drink the hemlock, even Hillary’s closest associates are positively giddy with celebration when she does it.

5) (cathymv) – “Hillarys new toast as she watches her campaign go down in flames:

Live with the dick, die by the dick!

(Paul Hooson) – “So a priest, a rabbi, and a Email mishandler walk into a bar…

6) (2klbofun) – “Here’s to Comey! …. [guy in the tie whispers something in Hillary’s ear]… Death to Comey!

(Bird666) – “Wouldn’t we all like to see her with a different kind of shot?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – “Through the lips
And over the gums
Look out America,
Here she comes.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Joe_Miller) – “Hillary surrounded by guys who are sincerely hoping not to “get lucky.”

(Rick Adams) – “They’re fitting a breathalyzer to the nuclear football as we speak…

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Brian Brandt) – “Q: What’s the difference between Huma’s G-Spot and a bottle of
scotch?

A: Hillary will actually search for a bottle of scotch.

(Retired military) – “Hillary “Woah that is not the Weiner probe I thought it was “

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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