Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners November 4, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us what’s at stake in two days. Do you want to hear that cackle for the next four years? We had over three hundred entries, so we have three winners per place. There were way too many excellent captions to honor, so go read the rest of the entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Bird666) – “Someone finally shoved all Hillary’s bullshit back up her ass!

(David Robertson) – “Hillary has a Come-to-Jesus moment while on her political death-bed.

(Mary Gehman) – ““SHOW ME THE MONEY!”

2) (Joe_Miller) – “Hillary unhinges her jaw to receive the souls of her voters.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Where will you be when dementia strikes?

(Jeffrey Ostermiller) – “Here’s a selfie that even Anthony Weiner doesn’t have a problem resisting.

3) (guido81_MA) – “I’m melllllllting. What a world, what a world…

(Paul Hooson) – “Do they make those Life Call Alert devices for falling poll numbers?

(RestlessLegs) – “If she wins Tuesday, that’s how I’ll look

4) (Rick Adams) – ““And now, young Skywalker…. you will die.”

(Retired military) – “The news that Podesta practiced black magic was not a surprise to folks who have been paying attention.

(Porkopolis) – “A scene from the re-envisioned, off-Broadway-revival of Tennessee Williams’
‘A Street Car Named Desire’; with Hillary Clinton as Stanley Kowalski:

HUMAAAAAAAAH! HUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

5) (Scorpion) – “Hillary reacts to reports that Obama gets a 30% stake in Foundation money in exchange for a pardon

(Eric_Steel) – “Thundering voice from above: “HILLARY YOU WILL BURN IN THE EVERLASTING FIRES OF HELL IF YOU DO NOT GIVE UP YOUR SINNING WAYS!”

Hillary: “If I do that, I won’t be President”

(cathy mv) – “This isn’t personal, Huma, This is business

6) (RadiCalMan) – “Et tu, Anthony Wiener!

(Rock ThisTown) – “That moment when the rise of the bimbos begins to slow and our planet begins to squeal.

(Captain_Flash) – “Hillary – “Bin Laden! Where are you when I need you!!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “Eat a snickers Cthulhu. You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – “Hillary once again curses an uncontrollable wiener ( Weiner )

(Brian Brandt) – “Hillary: “It’s time we had a woman in the Oval Office!”

Bill thought bubble: “Oh, we already have, Hill. We already have.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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