Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 25, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ carries two trigger warnings for the left: one for a photo celebrating a work ethic and one for my saluting all of our brave men and women who have sacrificed their lives to defend our country. God bless them and their families. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (cathymv) – “This is how you mow the grass
with a mower and some gas

This is how you make a living
starting young and being driven

You can meet the President
as soon as you finish your assignment

Making a vow to do your best
might get you leader of our congress

Now get out there and kick some ass
and mow the Presidents front lawn grass

2) (Brian Brandt) – “Kid: Wow Mister Trump, the grass is really green here!

Trump: It’s because of all the bullshit the press corps spreads.

3) (pennywit) – ““GET OFF MY LAWN!!”

4) (fustian24) – ““And don’t forget to trim the covfefe!”

5) (BLuesHarper) – “Trump: No, no, no! Kim Jong UN, I told you your ass is grass, not mow the grass. But I like your enthusiasm.

6) (DJD60_TX) – ““Hey kid, how’d you like to run North Korea? I’m thinking of making changes there.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Retired military) – “Gas for lawnmower – $2
Lawnmower – $125
Cutting grass for the President who ISNT Hillary – Priceless.

Honorable Mention(s):

(RockThisTown) – “Trump finally gets Paul Ryan to do something productive.

(Rick Adams) – “BECAUSE WE TAKE YOUR PRIVACY VERY SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Trump always did like the “South lawn” grass cut short, just ask Stormy or Melania.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(rodney dill) – ““Kid. Just keep working hard at menial labor your whole life…. and you can grow up to not be President… Just like HIllary.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Oh, my bad…you said child labor ‘lawns’…”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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