Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 6, 2018

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ helped fill the hours until President Trump announces his nomination for SCOTUS and the left is outraged. Again. For the who-knows-what-I-lost-count-long-ago time. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (EricSteel) – “Hair Force One

(Rdm42) – “And the deep state whispered to Trump “You can’t withstand the storm” to which Trump replied “I am the storm”

2) (rodney dill) – “Hillary huffed and puffed and blew her chances of ever being President.

(RockThisTown) – “BlackRootsMatter

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “Well one thing is for sure, this isn’t a bunch of werewolves drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s

(Mike) – “Tide Pods are so yesterday! Today, it’s the “Touch the Van de Graffe Generator” challenge!

4) (Scorpion) – “Tired of the Media’s badgering comments about her sartorial choices, Melania lets loose with a vociferous reply using all of her 5 languages in one two word sentence.

(cathymv) – “I see that Trump just tweeted again!!

5) (guido81_MA) – “The Winds of Real Hope & Change are bigly blowing through DC.

(Joe_Miller) – “I didn’t know Maxell was still in business.

6) (Rick Adams) – “Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station.

(DJD60_TX) – “Superman does a flyby after Trump nominates him for the Supreme Court

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “New Ultra Covfefe with extra strength!

Honorable Mention(s):

(Paul Hooson) – “Hurricane Donald?

(RadiCalMan) – “Is this a shampoo commercial or is the Trump tornado passing through?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““When I said ‘blow job’, this isn’t quite what I had in mind…”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “I have absolutely no idea what is going on in this picture but I am sure
a. Hillary is still not president
b. that no matter what is going in this picture the press will find something bad to blame on Trump
so all is right with the world.

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “Mueller? I didn’t even . . . Oh, never mind.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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