Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of February 1, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ provided everyone a chance to pay homage to the polar vortex. I don’t know where Kevin will find a photo for next week; it’s not like there have been any prominent photos garnering the whole nation’s attention this weekend… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “Al Gore visits the Windy City to talk Global Warming.

(rodney dill) – “The Frozen Pundra

2) (cathymv) – “Antifa and other assorted leftists calling for a new protest against ice…..

(EricSteel) – “Remember in the summer it’s called global warming and in the winter global climate change

3) (Mary Gehman) – “Did ‘The Eagles’ get back together again???

(Retired military) – “Rachel Maddow “Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has asked to come on and lay the smack down on global warming deniers. Good evening Ms Cortez”
AOC “Thanks for having me Rachael”
Maddow “So look at this picture of Chicago. What do you say to the global warming deniers that say the sun is sole cause for the climate changes”
AOC “I use simple facts Rachael. Everyone will agree, I am sure that the sun will only put out so much heat during the year and we cant do anything to increase or decrease that amount”
Maddow “Of course. That is admitted by everyone.”
AOC “Well since we know that is true then it only stands to reason that if we use up all the heat during the summer than there is no heat left during the winter to keep us warm”
Maddow “Amazing. I cant believe I hadn’t thought of that”
AOC “Simple logic Rachael, simple logic”

4) (Scorpion) – “No house fires were reported overnight, however the police did find an ignited pair of pants smoldering near a dumpster on E. North Water Street.

(jim_m) – “GOP takes control of every elected office in Chicago as Hell freezes over.

5) (Kenny Moore) – “Chicago remains frosty toward gun rights, welcomes stone cold criminals.

(Blues Harper) – “What did you expect when you can abort a baby seconds before birth?

6) (Joe_Miller) – “The heat gathering around the Virginia governor could melt that

(RockThisTown) – ““So much ice . . . it’s a stark reminder of the Kavanaugh ice-throwing incident & yet, there he is, on the Supreme Court, steadfastly refusing to resign. In other news, sources tell us that many people are coming forward to describe the wonderful humanitarian work Gov. Northam has done as a doctor & that they want him to complete his term as Governor. This is CNN. Back to you, Jim.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Rick Adams) –

Honorable Mention(s):

(DJD60_TX) – ““Democrats will make a deal for the wall when hell freezes ov-

What are you looking at out there?”

(914) – “Al Gore 2020 election thought bubble:

“The planets fever has broke, thanks to My enduring diligence!”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “I haven’t seen this many phallic objects hanging low, cold, and shriveled since the Hillary-RBG lesbian stripper act.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Paul Hooson) – “Cold as a witches’ tit, which seems remarkable as Hillary is not even president…

Best Banter Weight:

(TheyTukRJobz) – “Or nooses. I thought bleach and nooses were standard issue equipment for all of us Trump-supporting racists. Oh, and no floral scent bleach, thank you.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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