Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 8, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ didn’t inspire as many responses as other weeks but there were some great captions. Points were given for working in Apple/Cook references. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (EricSteel) – “So Tim, I know you hate me, but what do you think Bernie Sanders is going to do for Apple?

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Tim Cook is to the right of Donald Trump? I don’t think so.

3) (Rick Adams) – ““I’m more of an orange man, myself.”

4) (guido81_MA) – “If you promise not to increase tariffs on our Chinese slave labor products, I will promise to NEVER force another shitty U2 album onto an unsuspecting public.

5) (Moe!Larry!TheCheese!) – “But, Don, the goal of Big Tech is to HELP tyrants electronically control their populations.

6) (RockThisTown) – “L to R: MacIntosh, Covfefe and Pink Lady.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““When you fire someone from your company, are they considered apple turnovers???”

Honorable Mention(s):

(rodney dill) – “I never wanted to be a CEO of a major software company, I always wanted to be a … lumberjack!

(RadiCalMan) – “You know Tim, your predecessor said “Think Different”, well I’m “Completely Different”, so get used to it.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Joe_Miller) – “Between an apple and a pair.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “Trump: Tim, tell me, do I look stupid to you?? Do you think that I am as easily bought off as Hillary? Do you see HIllary here today? No, and you never will. You’re welcome!

Best Banter Weight:

(jim_m) – “We used to have her do it but the glasses kept on arriving empty.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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