Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 19, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ paid homage to the MSM’s never ending mission to distort facts and promote the Democrat party. Atta boy/girl/other! The impressive thing is that most of the captions here possessed more facts than any MSM story about the Squad this week. The assignment was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “GTFO Airlines flight number 2020 to Mogadishu now boarding at Gate 45.

2) (RockThisTown) – “Not shown is all the baggage she carries.

3) (Rick Adams) – “Oh, look, it’s a… spontaneous, unplanned gathering of supporters, ready to go at a moment’s notice with… a bullhorn… and songs and chanting… and signs… with the media notified… at night… through eel-infested waters…

4) (Vagabond661) – “Pelosi booked her and the squad on the Ron Brown Red Eye

5) (Mary Gehman) – ““Where’s my brother? He was supposed to meet me here and carry me over the threshold…”

6) (Paul Hooson) – “Remember when people in Minnesota used to elect people like Walter Mondale?

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Joe_Miller) – ““I’m my own sister-in-law.”

Honorable Mention(s):

(RadiCalMan) – “Just because I’m an illegal citizen, a polygamist and a tax fraud, doesn’t mean I can’t serve as a DemonCratRat!, I was born to do this!

(yetanotherjohn) – “Come and see the racism inherent in the system.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – “When Trump hits hard,
You’re not sure how it felt.
Time to detonate,
Your suicide belt.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(retired military) – “Meanwhile 2 gates down

Hillary “Look at that. The press got the damn gate wrong again”

Best Banter Weight:

(Porkopolis) – “A: Deplorable

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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