Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of August 9, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was unusual in that one of the people featured in the photo contributed significantly to the actual captions. We also saw the rare dust-off of the “Most Appropriate” category, given that almost every caption fit the inappropriate bill. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (EricSteel) – “I want to send this to my friend Jeffrey Epstein.

AND

(BluesHarper) – “Someone had to take up the slack since Michael Jackson died.

2) (retired military) – “Child “I was suprised to see that Epstein committed suicide”

Biden “You should have seen how suprised he was”

3) (Brian Brandt) – “I don’t understand these new-fangled phone thingies. Can you show me how to transfer $500 to an inmate’s commissary account?

4) (rodney dill) – ““These things are great… everyone should own one of these…. The phone is pretty cool too.”

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “Joe knows there are three genders. Male, Female and young enough to get him in trouble.

6) (Mary Gehman) – ““…Okay…you caught me…I did sniff her hair, but I didn’t inhale…”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – ““Wow, you’re good at this game! I bet you’re just as smart as a white kid!”” (Thanks, everyone, and thank you for your help, Joe!)

Honorable Mention(s):

(Vagabond661) – ““Say Squeeze!”

(RockThisTown) – ““Can you call Ukraine on that thing? I need to talk to my son.”

Most Appropriate But Funny:

(Porkopolis) – “Biden: Yeah…but I still don’t understand why the birds are angry?

(RadiCalMan) – “Do you mind if I plagiarize this?

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(cathymv) – “Little girl: This is a picture of Hillary Clinton – you remember her! Like you, shes never going to be President.

Best Banter Weight:

(fustian24) – “Uncharacteristically, Mr. Biden was totally appropriate with the little girl, was engaging, and didn’t even make a single gaffe the whole time he was there.

Once again democrat handlers congratulated themselves on the wisdom of replacing the actual Biden with a convincing actor for most campaign stops!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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