Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

wcc01172014

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

The South Rose Again While The North Napped
Senate Democrats agree – Benghazi was a terrorist attack
  • Retired military

    One of the 2 people pictured here, one has a very simplistic view of the world, cries
    and sulks when he doesn’t get his way, babbles incoherently about everything,
    never worked a day in his life yet expects everything handed to him, doesn’t
    play well with others, and spends lots of time playing with little white balls.
    The other is a baby

  • Retired military

    Baby “oH no I have been captured by Shiva The Destroyer”

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “Someday you’ll grow up to be a strong young man. And you’ll be wearing a three piece suit. And someone will say to you…..Will the defendant please rise!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “Wherever you are little guy, I got you….From cradle to grave….”

  • Paul Hooson

    What do these two have in common? They both suck….

  • Paul Hooson

    The first face to face meeting between Dennis Rodman and the President went better than expected….

  • Paul Hooson

    Baby: “Change me….I’m wet….”
    Obama: “Change me….My second term is a disaster….,”
    Kim Jong Il: “Change me…..I’m a dangerous dictator, bad for my people and world peace….”
    Francoise Hollande: “Change me…..I’m a disaster for my country and I can’t keep it in my pants….”
    Mayor Rob Ford: “Change me….I have serious drug problems…”
    Paul Hooson: “Change me…I just had a lapdance….”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, you’re not Korean! How can Paul Hooson tell baby jokes about you!”

  • Paul Hooson

    BABY JOKES, INC. – NO BABY JOKE TOO SMALL TO TELL

  • Paul Hooson

    “Mohawk? I hardly knew her!”

  • jim_m

    Not wanting a repeat of last week’s caption contest, as soon as the baby curled his tiny fingers into a fist the Secret Service agents grabbed him, pinned him to the ground and held him at gun point while they rushed the President from the restaurant.

  • Retired military

    Obama “just think kid. A few months ago your mom could have gone to Planned Parenthood and killed you legally”
    Baby “Just think Obama, 5 years ago America could have avoided the lost decade if they had not voted for you.”

  • Paul Hooson

    THE RETURN OF WIZBANG BABY JOKE CAPTION CONTEST II : THE SEQUEL

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “Yeah, he’s yours Mr. T, not mine….”

  • FormerWirehouse

    How are politicians like diapers?
    You should change both of them often, and for the same reason.

  • 914

    “Guess what kid? You just payed for Michelle’s vacation. Don’t cry, you have 80 years to pay on the interest..”

  • 914

    The Reverend Al Sharkton approves this racist caption!

  • westcoastwiser

    If I’d known I was going to be thrown around like a piece of sausage, I’d have stayed at home!

  • westcoastwiser

    I wonder if he did this to his daughters when they were my age?

  • westcoastwiser

    Why is that Secret Service guy in the background letting him get away with child abuse?

  • westcoastwiser

    When Kevin invited my mother to this party, he didn’t tell her I’d be treated like this.

  • westcoastwiser

    And now you know why Michelle doesn’t want another kid!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    Well! Whose little ‘punishment’ are you??

  • Paul Hooson

    “Who’s your daddy?….No, I mean it….Who’s your daddy?”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Who’s a little Paul Hooson baby joke. Yes, you’re a little Paul Hooson baby joke. Yes….”

  • Paul Hooson

    “You get me in less trouble than a hot Danish…Yes you do…Yes you do!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Baby: “Daddy say you no good man”.
    Obama: “Oh yeah, tell your daddy I did your mom!”

  • 914

    Policy shake up!! From now on Barry will shit all over the constitution before Tee time!

  • fustian24

    I shall call you “Mini-Me”.

  • fustian24

    Bad news Barry. I can see the future and it doesn’t like you much.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Master t: “I pity the fool.”

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Just wait until this Bozo holds me a bit closer. I’ll show him what a good right hand can do!

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Mommy! How could you vote for this dufus???

  • Ken in Camarillo

    I’m having to put up with this so Mommy can ask for an Obamacare waiver?

  • Retired military

    The WH promotes diversity. There is a black baby in every photograph.

  • http://www.traveLightgame.com/ ljcarolyne

    Ugly kid. . .now wait I meant Obama. U will never know the ugly truth on this one. haha

  • westcoastwiser

    If you were my son, I wouldn’t let you play football, ever!

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Dean Winters: “Hi, I’m this baby’s projectile vomit… you may have Obamacare, but you won’t be protected from this.”

  • westcoastwiser

    Mommy, Kevin said I wouldn’t be listed in the air by a babbling fool!

  • Paul Hooson

    “Jim M complains that my jokes are vulgar and racist…..But, I personally blame that doctor for allowing that umbilical cord to wrap around my neck at birth”.

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

  • howdi rowdi

    QUARANTINE !!! White powder!

Optimization WordPress Plugins & Solutions by W3 EDGE