Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

Shortlink:

Posted by on January 17, 2014.
Filed under Weekend Caption Contest.
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.

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  • Retired military

    One of the 2 people pictured here, one has a very simplistic view of the world, cries
    and sulks when he doesn’t get his way, babbles incoherently about everything,
    never worked a day in his life yet expects everything handed to him, doesn’t
    play well with others, and spends lots of time playing with little white balls.
    The other is a baby

  • Retired military

    Baby “oH no I have been captured by Shiva The Destroyer”

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “Someday you’ll grow up to be a strong young man. And you’ll be wearing a three piece suit. And someone will say to you…..Will the defendant please rise!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “Wherever you are little guy, I got you….From cradle to grave….”

  • Paul Hooson

    What do these two have in common? They both suck….

  • Paul Hooson

    The first face to face meeting between Dennis Rodman and the President went better than expected….

  • Paul Hooson

    Baby: “Change me….I’m wet….”
    Obama: “Change me….My second term is a disaster….,”
    Kim Jong Il: “Change me…..I’m a dangerous dictator, bad for my people and world peace….”
    Francoise Hollande: “Change me…..I’m a disaster for my country and I can’t keep it in my pants….”
    Mayor Rob Ford: “Change me….I have serious drug problems…”
    Paul Hooson: “Change me…I just had a lapdance….”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey, you’re not Korean! How can Paul Hooson tell baby jokes about you!”

  • Paul Hooson

    BABY JOKES, INC. – NO BABY JOKE TOO SMALL TO TELL

  • Paul Hooson

    “Mohawk? I hardly knew her!”

  • jim_m

    Not wanting a repeat of last week’s caption contest, as soon as the baby curled his tiny fingers into a fist the Secret Service agents grabbed him, pinned him to the ground and held him at gun point while they rushed the President from the restaurant.

  • Retired military

    Obama “just think kid. A few months ago your mom could have gone to Planned Parenthood and killed you legally”
    Baby “Just think Obama, 5 years ago America could have avoided the lost decade if they had not voted for you.”

  • Paul Hooson

    THE RETURN OF WIZBANG BABY JOKE CAPTION CONTEST II : THE SEQUEL

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “Yeah, he’s yours Mr. T, not mine….”

  • FormerWirehouse

    How are politicians like diapers?
    You should change both of them often, and for the same reason.

  • 914

    “Guess what kid? You just payed for Michelle’s vacation. Don’t cry, you have 80 years to pay on the interest..”

  • 914

    The Reverend Al Sharkton approves this racist caption!

  • westcoastwiser

    If I’d known I was going to be thrown around like a piece of sausage, I’d have stayed at home!

  • westcoastwiser

    I wonder if he did this to his daughters when they were my age?

  • westcoastwiser

    Why is that Secret Service guy in the background letting him get away with child abuse?

  • westcoastwiser

    When Kevin invited my mother to this party, he didn’t tell her I’d be treated like this.

  • westcoastwiser

    And now you know why Michelle doesn’t want another kid!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Proof

    Well! Whose little ‘punishment’ are you??

  • Paul Hooson

    “Who’s your daddy?….No, I mean it….Who’s your daddy?”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Who’s a little Paul Hooson baby joke. Yes, you’re a little Paul Hooson baby joke. Yes….”

  • Paul Hooson

    “You get me in less trouble than a hot Danish…Yes you do…Yes you do!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Baby: “Daddy say you no good man”.
    Obama: “Oh yeah, tell your daddy I did your mom!”

  • 914

    Policy shake up!! From now on Barry will shit all over the constitution before Tee time!

  • fustian24

    I shall call you “Mini-Me”.

  • fustian24

    Bad news Barry. I can see the future and it doesn’t like you much.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Master t: “I pity the fool.”

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Just wait until this Bozo holds me a bit closer. I’ll show him what a good right hand can do!

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Mommy! How could you vote for this dufus???

  • Ken in Camarillo

    I’m having to put up with this so Mommy can ask for an Obamacare waiver?

  • Retired military

    The WH promotes diversity. There is a black baby in every photograph.

  • http://www.traveLightgame.com/ ljcarolyne

    Ugly kid. . .now wait I meant Obama. U will never know the ugly truth on this one. haha

  • westcoastwiser

    If you were my son, I wouldn’t let you play football, ever!

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Dean Winters: “Hi, I’m this baby’s projectile vomit… you may have Obamacare, but you won’t be protected from this.”

  • westcoastwiser

    Mommy, Kevin said I wouldn’t be listed in the air by a babbling fool!

  • Paul Hooson

    “Jim M complains that my jokes are vulgar and racist…..But, I personally blame that doctor for allowing that umbilical cord to wrap around my neck at birth”.

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

  • howdi rowdi

    QUARANTINE !!! White powder!