Weekend Caption Contest™

11 Comments

1. jeff September 26, 2003

   Finally, the effects of shrinkage caught on film!
2. Fritz September 26, 2003

   At the corporate offices of Divine Interventions, proud manufacturers of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, the Jackhammer Jesus, the Budda’s Delight, a tourist photographs a promotion for the newest product, the Shivering Dalai Lama.
3. Paige September 26, 2003

   But, on our home planet, these are considered huge genitals!
4. Psycho Dad September 26, 2003

   Quit laughing! It’s called cold shrinkage.
5. Tiger September 26, 2003

   Wow are we ever embarrassed! Someone stole our spaceship and ran off with our clothes, we are standing here freezing to death, and we get spotted by a Weekly World News reporter with a fresh roll of film.
6. McGehee September 27, 2003

   Few people know that Blue Man Group didn’t start out blue.
7. Velociman September 27, 2003

   After the birth of her triplets Suki began to question why her alien abductions always ended with an anal probe.
8. Michael Demmons September 27, 2003

   “WE WERE IN THE POOOOOL!!!”
9. Tony S. September 27, 2003

   We are Buddhist monks from Shaolin. We have been kicked out of the temple because we couldn’t master the “blue” technique. Be not fooled by our “red” technique, it is just as deadly.
10. B.O. Blivion September 28, 2003

    “Parents beware of pedophiles on the Internet! Buy our filtering software NOW so YOUR little girl will never face THIS!”
11. Hasek November 3, 2003

    Not only are they naked, it’s a little windy outside too.