Do you think I could sell two slightly used 2 year olds on eBay?
Just wondering…
A Bargain At Twice The Price
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Kevin
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Want to trade them for one 13 year old and one ten year old? Both in good condition, but could use some polishing up.
I am hoping children appreciate (as opposed to depreciate) with age. I have a a pair of five year olds that could be hitting the auction block.
Actually, they depreciate. Have you ever met anyone who actually wanted a 13 year old girl?
Damn, Michele beat me to it!
Well anyway, I’ll offer up one 13 year old girl with a slight major attitude, for both 2 year olds.
Problem is the two year olds still adore me (and my wife). I suspect 13 year olds are past that…
Oh, the five year olds sound interesting. Already in school I imagine…
If you need a reason to replace your carpets or flooring my boys will provide assistence in hastening that purchase.
There are a lot of people, it seems that want 13 year old girls. I have a couple of clients who wanted 13 year old girls, got them, and will likely serve a very long time in prison because of it.
Well, Tiger. You sucked the fun right out of this commentary.