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February 5, 2004 Celebrities 4 Comments

Paris HiltonParis Hilton – porn star, turned TV star, turned Wacko Jacko?

This story from The Sun is truly odd:

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was thrown off a plane for trying to take a GOAT on board. The society babe, 21, also had a monkey and a ferret when she turned up for the flight.

Paris said:

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4 Comments

  1. James Joyner February 5, 2004

    She’s clearly in training for her show. She’s tired of being perceived as dumb, so she’s studying up on goats so she’ll appear more clued-in. We should be applauding her efforts rather than mocking her.

  2. Lachlan February 5, 2004

    When she begins tanning excessively, gets a chimp, buys a ranch named after a kid’s story, THEN I say we can officially add her to the Jackson clan. 🙂

  3. jen February 5, 2004

    When she begins tanning excessively? Hello?! She can mark that one off the list. Done!

  4. Lachlan February 5, 2004

    She might be tan now, but imagine if she suddenly turned nigh-unto-black…even tan now, she’s still a far cry from Wacko Jacko’s original color.