Ok maybe not.
Do you need a distraction? Go vote for the most valuable mustache.
The contestants had to start with a fresh shaven face then in one month show off their mustache.
Then I have something to really laugh at it is the World beard and mustache competition.From there find links to beard and mustache clubs.
How do you feel about facial hair?

How do you feel about facial hair?
On men, or women?
On what part of a woman? I mean, my mustache might look very good on certain parts of certain women, but not others. Y’know?