Things I really, really don't need to know, part 28

This evening, when I got home, I found my apartment mate (also heterosexual male) had left a flyer on the kitchen table.

“Caring for your new genital piercing”

Crud, there goes my appetite for the evening…

J.

Even grosser update beneath the fold:

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It gets worse. Lifting up the toilet seat and seeing what appears to be a blood-stained paper towel in the bowl. I could not flush fast enough…

Update 2, upon waking 5 hours later: TWICE. Seeing the exact same thing AGAIN. Nathan, are you a lawyer? More importantly, will you be my lawyer?

Maybe I really do have a death wish...
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