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It looks like a huge cigar, not a huge penis or a huge boob. Get your heads out of the gutter.
So my headline is:
Sexually frustrated Americans mistake huge cigar for huge penis.
CNN Reports Breaking News
Vice President Dick Cheney announced today that he will run for the Republican Presidential canidate in 2008. The caption on the side of the apparently oversized penis shaped object will read.
” Dick…He’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore!!!”
“…and the condom on it says medium!“
Depressed over Susan Sontag’s death, Annie Leibowitz throws their favorite toy out to the curb.
Officials stated that as a final order before leaving office, John Ascroft demanded the enormous breastlike object have a well defined and solidly constructed pastie placed over the obviously obscene nipple. The move was applauded by Jerry Falwell and the Bush Administration.
Judges at the Tournament of Roses parade disqualify the entry from The Body Shop on Sunset Strip as volunteers walk away disappointed.
“We all live in a yellow submarine”.
Janet Jackson, eat your heart out baby!
One of Pamela Anderson’s new implants arrives already equipped with a Janet Jackson inspired nipple ring and chain.
…there’s nothing like a large Havana after a bit of stingy relief giving!
Ok, which one of you “desperate housewives” ordered this?
Democrats await the arrival of school buses for the first annual “Giant Condom Festival.” A crane, operated by former President Bill Clinton, will lift the giant condom into place for the worlds largest safe sex demonstration.
Representatives from Guinness World Records are expected to attend.
“We have to show them how to do it,” said event spokesperson Paris Hilton.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, inside sources say to expect a shocking French kiss involving Paris Hilton and former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders.
After the tragic demise of the Oil For Food program, UN bureaucrats leap at the chance to suckle lifestyle-saving nourishment from the large teat of tsumani relief funds.
Xorba the Dalamite never did figure out why all the human men loved her, while the human woman despised her.
“Now THIS should raise breast cancer awareness bigtime!”
Casting call for the remake of “Attack of the 50-Foot Woman”.
“Felcher, you idiot! I said ‘giant rocket TUBES’!”
“Hello? My eyes are up here, buddy!”
The maiden flight of The Hindenboob. Oh, the humanity!
“Other fellas might answer differently, but I’m drawn to the smile first…”
Forget the mammogram! We’ll just go with breast self examinations.
The Kennedymobile tools around Martha’s Vineyard.
“I suppose this is what we get for selling the painting rights to Larry Flynt…”
“Oh, don’t worry—I think we’ll be able to figure out where we parked it.”
“The only hitch is the pitot tube tends to fall off whenever we get a frigid crosswind…”
After another change in size, we are forced to ask the eternal question once more: Just how big are Brittney Spears’ boobs? Really?
d’oh. change the question mark after boobs to a comma, and include “really” in the sentence.
How much Viagra?
Sometimes a phallic yellow fuel tank with a Prince Albert is just a phallic yellow fuel tank with a Prince Albert.
Tragically, the giant baby was never located.
Moments later the rest of Miss Parton came into view.
Remember, only take Viagra in the dosage prescribed by your physician.
In related news, France surrenders.
Tired of searching for individual terrorists, the U.S. has decided to nuke the planet.
After a rejuvinating Christmas Holiday at the Crawford Texas ranch, the President prepares to unveil a Social Security bail-out proposal that even most Democrats can support….!
Emboldened by recent court victories and supportive critical reviews, a coalition of Hollywood producers makes final preparations for the theatrical release of a Janet Jackson inspired musical, “Titty Titty Bang Bang”…
AP BREAKING – The National Organization of Women (NOW) today announced their response to the emergence of Viagra as a Male sex life enhancer. Asked by a female reporter if the device would enhance a woman’s natural lubrication, a NOW spokesperson responded, ‘No, it simply rolls over and crushes the male.”
The crowd did not approve of Janet Jackson’s recent weight gain.
Or:
What do you get when you cross Janet Jackson with Anna Nicole Smith?
Filming begins for Woody Allen’s “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex II: The Revenge”.
“Houston, we have a problem!”
The TV series “Third Rock from the Sun” returns on cable, this time with the Big Giant Head replaced by the Big Giant Boob.
(Which may explain why the thing looks, as Jonathan noticed, like the top of Homer Simpson’s head.)
Giant bullet makes the Guinness World Record. Controversy makes news about who will be given credit for it. DU said Palmela Anderson might win the credit, we at New York Times support DU reaserch conclusion.
Due to the row caused by the attempted body cavity search of Barbra Streisand, Abdul was able to simply walk past Airport security with his carry-on luggage.
Here we see a scene from yet another Hollywood movie remake. This time it’s Woody Allen’s “Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask”
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