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people leave the largest boob job ever display in topeka, Kansas realizing that it really was fake..
Billy, just how much water does your new super soaker hold?
The Clinton Library unveils its latest attraction dedicated to the breast, like all other Clinton programs it was well over budget and full of hot air.
Prior to the last vice presidential debate, John Edwards’ hair spray arrives.
The interceptor for Bush’s “Son of Star Wars” turned out to be larger than anticipated.
The DoD spokesman wryly remarked, “Bin Laden can run, but he can’t hide.”
“The press just THOUGHT we were buying $600 hammers.”
Seconds later a dozen people drowned when the giant tit began lactating.
Karl Rove quietly remarked, “We strongly suggest one more recount in the Washington election for governor.”
Dick Cheney’s earlier problem had grown to serious proportions.
(With apologies to Woody Allen):
“Be careful, these things usually travel in pairs!!!”
Behold! The Barry Bonds edition of the Wienermobile.
If only it were laughing gas…
Confused from his recent stroke, Dick Clark instructed workers to drop something other than a ball during Times Squares New Year’s Eve Rockin’ Eve.
Wonder how many batteries it takes?…
After spending the entire day looking for the perfect hat, Homer Simpson took a well deserved nap.
And it’s Anna Nichole Smith ahead by….
Bomb? What bomb?
This proves that liberals love the tsunami.
Reminiscent of the 2000 election, a group of visitors to the Al Gore museum walk away unimpressed with the former Vice President’s concept of a Social Security Lock Box.
Two Questions; Does it have milk in it? and if yes, Where’s a ladder?
“FrankenBoob”
Pfizer recalls Viagra after acknowledging a printing error. Labels were accidentally printed with 1000mg recommended dose instead of 100mg.
Enthusiasm for Hydrogen powered vehicles has quieted somewhat as more people have become aware of the size of their fuel tanks.
For erections lasting 4 hours or more, consult a physician immediately….
Cialis FAQ: What happen’s if you don’t seek medical attention, if the condition persists more than four hours?
A rare picture of (part of) Eccentrica Gallumbits.
Do you think it will hurt when it goes in?
“Having safely defused the bomb using blogger comments, WizBangers return to their beloved computers and blog.”
it followed me home – can i keep it?
“Oh honey, while I’m thinking about it, be sure to pick up a gallon of milk at the store.”
Anna Nicole Smith’s latest breast augmentation goes terribly awry.
Dammit, that fatso in front drank all the milk.
Explained later as just an innocent typo, DOD employees are stupified by the arrival of a 20-ton bunker-busting boob.
Deep in depression after Nov. 2, Michael Moore orders one last Twinkie.
Upon release from the Venetian spacecraft, male abductees reported that the experiments were generally satisfying. One added that he could repeat it after a smoke and a 2-hour nap.
Shortly after this photo was taken, the FCC fined NASA $50 million.
Presenting his stupendous model and white-paper titled “circumcision is a gigantic decision,” Dr. Dick Cutter was mostly disparaged by his peers at the annual pediatricians’ convention.
No O rings on this sucker.
In a surprising twist of fate Janet Jackson was crushed to death by her prosthetics and accompanying jewelry.
NASA workers walk away disappointed after discovering that this was not the new main shuttle tank, but a life size mockup of the 2004 election results suppository experienced by DNC Head Terry McAuliffe.
Some merely ignored him, but to those who would listen, Sheldon vehemently insisted that he isn’t troubled by his receding hairline, and no, he is not “compensating”.
We are **so** busted by the FCC…
UN weapons inspectors walk away satisfied after Iranian officials show them another spice grinder, this one for cardamon.
Pilot Bob Smith refuses to take one more flight in the Ex-Lax blimp.
DRUDGE BREAKING: Wizbang’s new Google bomb ensures that a large proportion of penis and boob queries will be directed to Kevin’s site.
In a last-ditch effort to regain readership, Nick Coleman unveils his answer to Hindrocket and The Big Trunk.
AP BREAKING: The Big Boob Award, presented to Florida, by the council of Governors, subsequent to the 2000 Elections, is prepared for shipment to the state of Washington.
The Lyrics to Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot are finally understood.
Tourists to the Museum of Liberalism get an eyeful of the exemplary exhibit The Giant Government Nipple Solution.