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Michael Moore’s suppository is readied for delivery.
“Damn, Dick Cheney is such a show off.”
The new featured ride at Dollywood is so realistic, Russ Meyers returns from the dead.
“Let’s see Justin Timberlake rip this sucker off!”
Visitors were surprised to see that the cigar exhibit at President Clinton’s new library had been changed unexpectedly to the new Hooters Hall of Fame.
Is that Michael Moore’s next movie up on that trailer, or is it just glad to see me?
Donald Rumsfeld is definitely overcompensating for something with the new Bunker Buster Bomb.
Pentagon Voice-Over: “…and the best thing about this new weapon is that it runs forever on just two ‘D’ batteries.”
Like MOAB for New Year’s.
MOAF…..Mother Of All Fireworks
After masterminding Bush’s successful 2004 re-election bid, Karl Rove is understandably proud of himself.
Dang it McGehee, OneDrummer and I had a caption “Dualing Banjos” thing going there. Minus the imbreeding thing, of course. (Not that I mind the competition.)
Wow, those hooter pilots can fly anything.
The Bill Clinton Library “Monica’s Right Breast” display draws a small crowd.
A federal appeals court threw out a judge’s ruling that awarded $88.5 million to Anna Nicole Smith from her late husbands estate. But in a sharp turn of events, the court ruled that Ms. Smith could retain the luxurious love nest J. Howard Marshall built for her while they were courting.
Your new vibrator is here, Ms. Hilton!
Inspired by seeing the Spruce Goose in the new movie about Howard Hughes, Oscar Meyer gets bold with their new weinermobile design.
The French ready their next gift to the US, to in their view, complement the Statue of Liberty.
“God D**n it, why should Haliburton get the Ketchup contract for that sucker.” — Teresa Heinz Kerry.
On display at the county fair this weekend – the Minnesota State Boob.
As seen in this pre-election photo; No one wanted to get too close to the “Kerry Express”, for fear it it would surely suffer the same fate as the Hindenburg.
Hindrocket’s.
“We’ve got another wardrobe malfunction!!! It’s a wardrobe malfunction!!! Every man for himself!!!”
FCC investigators seem somewhat troubled while viewing the float being prepared for the 2005 Super Bowl halftime show.
(Not that I mind the competition.)
Obviously I’m not trying hard enough.
A nipple clamp demonstration at the alt.sex Expo.
Sorry Dad, I could only zoom out far enough to get Anna Nicole Smith’s right boob in the picture.
When I said “scale model”, I did not mean a one-to-one scale…
Although he thought his bitchin’ blue jump suit would get him into her pants, her body language made Jim suddenly realized “PenisWorld” was not the best place to take a first date.
Jan Egeland, the United Nations Under-Secretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs and Emergency Relief Co-ordinator, announces that Norway is sending help with relief efforts in SE Asia.
Tara Reid undergoes yet another breast augmentation surgery this week.
Well-wishers await the dedication of the Clinton Presidential Library’s “Lewinsky Wing.”
Super Bowl sponsor Goodyear promises this year’s halftime show will be even bigger and better than last year’s.
They’ve finally discovered a bigger d*ck than Sidney Blumenthal.
“Okay, this time Britney’s gone too far!”
“And in today’s business news, a disturbing new competitor to Richard Branson’s Virgin empire has emerged…”
The new Viagra zeppelin is unveiled in New York’s Central Park.
Pamela Anderson’s Celebrity Library opened today…
“Tonight, on a very special episode of ‘The Swan’…”
“So I asked my doctor about Viagra….”
The flagship of the Royal Dutch Air Force.
“I don’t know—do YOU think they’re real?”
Janet has another “wardrobe malfunction”
“I love it too, Bill, but Hillary’s people say the double-wide design’s just way more appropriate for a library…”
The FCC has announced that it will fine NASA a record-breaking $1 billion; the space agency could not be reached for comment.
The most popular attraction at the Clinton Presidential Library!
Meanwhile, a large package arrived today from Pakistan addressed to President Bush.
Despite size, concert crowd indifferent to the newly solo career of Ms. Jackson’s left breast.
Sally loved her new piercing but the downside is it became infected.
Oscar Mayer unveils its new Weinermobile, updated for the 21st Century.
Ringo Starrs’ ship finally comes in