Thanks, but no thanks

The rush of volunteers and offers of aid to help the regions devastated by the recent tsunami has been overwhelming and heart-warming. People and organizations around the world are flooding charities and humanitarian groups with money, goods, and services to help the victims.

Not all offers are being accepted, however, I’ve received word from certain confidential sources that the United States Navy has declined Senator Ted Kennedy’s offer of the services of himself and his 1968 Oldsmobile for underwater rescue missions.

J.

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