New Wizbang Contest: Worst Celebrity Endorsement

OK, it’s Tuesday, so that means it’s time for another Wizbang contest. Or not, depending my mood and inspiration. This time it is.

What would you consider the absolutely WORST possible celebrity spokesperson for a given product, cause, or company?

“Hi, I’m Michael Jackson, and I’m here to talk about Cub Scouts.”

“I’m Rosie O’Donnell, and I never go out without my GloThong.”

“Now, to speak on behalf of ‘Just For Men’ hair coloring products, here’s Michael Jordan.”

“This is Tommy Lee. I’m here on behalf of my friend, Bob. Bob introduced me to Enzyte.”

Winners ought to be announced Thursday. And bonus points will be awarded to anyone who can actually make me sick to my stomach.

J.

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