New Wizbang Midweek contest — favorite new oxymorons!

OK, it’s Tuesday, so that means it might be time for a new non-caption contest. Or not.

This week, it is. And I’m looking for your best new oxymorons. We’re all tired of “Military Intelligence,” “Pretty Ugly,” “Jumbo Shrimp,” and “Permanent Guest Host.” It’s time for some new ones. Naturally, I’m going to toss out a few just to get the ball rolling:

Evangelical Jew
Microsoft Works
High-Speed Dial-up Connection
America On Line
Moderate Muslim

Get those entries in, and I’ll announce the winners Thursday night. If I can. Presuming I don’t get struck down sick again.

J.

Cardinal Ratzinger Elected Pope Benedict XVI
British Goverment Searching For Real Life "Q"

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