It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Based on the success of last weeks contest, and in honor of the opening of Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (see The Carnival Of The Force), we’ll go to the Star Wars well one last time. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced (follow the link to see who won). Comments are now closed.
1) So, that’s how you’re supposed to dehumanize a tyrant? Stick ’em in his undies and plaster his picture all over the pages of the tabloids? I will have to remember this when I need to extract information about the whereabouts of the secret rebel base.
2) Is that how I’m going to end up? Is that how the Emperor is going to end up?
you have failed me for the last time bus driver, you will meet your destiny.
Hmmmm….This looks promising….Fun loving SWF looking for a tall, dark someone who knows how to dress for success…
Karl Rove demonstrates the Bush Administration attention level paid to Immigration law enforcement.
Hmmmm.
“Damn. Garfield is getting lame….”
If only you knew the POWER . . . of the Classifieds.
1) “Ben and J-Lo? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”
2) Palpatine dissolved the Senate shortly after it reduced the Executive Transportation budget
3) Varth Dader wonders why nobody takes him seriously.
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Given a choice, Limenaens will choose a cute butt over an apocalyptic alien every time…
Ater the fall of the evil empire, Darth Vader attempts to “repurpose” and find a new job.
After honing his lightsaber skills for the last 28 years, Juan was once again rejected for the Supervillain role, this time in favor of Hayden Christensen. Struck with an epiphany, Juan scoured the help-wanted ads for for any sign that “Darth impersonators” would replace the eponymous Elvis wannabes as party fodder.
Reading the casting calls in Variety, Darth recalls his drama coach’s warnings about being typecast…
HHmmm…….I always suspected that Gary Coleman was an Ewok.
What!? The National Enquirer will pay dearly for spreading these miserable lies about me and Padme.
I wonder if they airbrushed today’s Page 3 girl? I mean, no one really looks like THAT.
This candid photo shows Karl Rove on his lunch break.
This job has me written all over it. ‘Hands-off manager wanted who can still motivate subordinates’.
“I find your lack of a driver’s license disturbing.”
Luke, I am not your father?
where in the heck do I find this “Force” they speak of…it’s not in the classifieds…darn…
I’ve been thru the classifieds and still can’t find that “Force” thing they talk about…
So, Luke has a sister!
“Hey, what’s a guy gotta do to get a little attention around here?”
“And they call me an illegal alien!”
Darth, contemplating the decline of recruits, looks with envy at the untapped reserve of dark side journalists.
1) Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational tabloid!
2) Join me, and together we will rule this bus stop as father and son!
George Steinbrenner contemplates his next move for the Yankees.
Karl Rove takes a time-out.
Huh – runaway bride has a dark side, eh? Who’da thunk?
This new suit with the built in portable loo is jedi-riffic!
Muwahahaha! The power of the Force allows me to discreetly stare at her dark side unlike these other insignificant creatures.
“I see PepsiCo needs a new COO. I can get by with saying the U.S. is the lightsaber of the world…”
Darth Vader’s first trip to Earth ended in humiliation and in police custody after totally misunderstanding the concept of public restrooms.
“There is a disturbance in my subscription.”
“Bad script?” “Flat and uninspired acting?” “Just plain dull?”
Gaaah… I hate critics.
“Hmmm… go see Star Wars or the Oakland Raiders’ spring practice? I’m dressed for either one…”
Next on 60 Minutes: Who’s using those services your tax dollars pay for? The Dark Side of public transportation.
Weary of the filibuster debate, Sen. Schumer hangs loose on K Street awaiting a quorum call.
“After losing his Death Star post during the widespread military base closures, the Dark Lord of the Sith prepares to re-enter the civilian world.”
The REAL downside of military base closings…
Hmmm, a casting call for the next ST:TNG movie?
Maybe, just maybe I can make this work!
The Commander will pay dearly for his error of leading Darth Vader to Chewbacabra.
Darth Vader helmet: $200
Darth Vader costume: $400
Attempting to use your Jedi mind trick on your boss, but STILL getting fired: priceless
Darth Vader nonchalantly waits for the bus while inwardly imagining splitting his mechanic in twain. Unfortunately the mechanic is the only person in a 20 light year radius certified to repair his Death Star.
“Wow, the Evil Empire won 10 straight? Hey, we’re right back in it!!”
Since the destruction of the Death Star, Vader has been forced to get his rebel updates by other means.
“Was that Keanu Reeves & Sandra Bullock on that bus that just went by? Damn, they should slow down.”
“I find your lack of transportation … disTURbing!”
Oh. Aplogies to Laurence Somin. Didn’t read ’em afore I posted.
Let me try that again using my fingers: Apologies to Laurence Simon.
I should have felt a tremor in the Force.
Lord Vader forgets that to really impress the girls, you need to put the light saber “inside” you pants.