What didn't happen in Denmark

Yesterday the President was out bike riding in Denmark when he collided with a Danish police officer. The President was treated at the scene for minor scrapes, while the officer was taken to a nearby hospital as a precautionary measure.

At the scene of the accident, the President was angry. “I don’t fall down. The son-of-a-bitch knocked me over.”

Whoops, my mistake. That guy didn’t win last November, Bush did.

And it was Bush who visited with the officer after the crash, and was expected to call him later.

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