Joyous news! Kevin has departed on his long-overdue vacation, and as a sign of his desperate need for that break, he’s left me in charge around here.
And with my ascension, I think it’s time to institute a few changes.
First, from now on, all postings must start with the letter “J.” This is to make sure that I am accorded my proper respect, and to remind the posters just who is in charge around here.
Likewise, all comments must also start with “J.” I insist that I be given the the respect and deference that is my due.
These will be rigorously enforced, and repeated violations will result in banning.
Secondly, commenters who disagree with me will find their comments edited to show proper deference. Those who repeatedly criticize me will find themselves banned.
Thirdly, the Caption Contests will no longer have First Place awards. It will be known as the “Jay Tea Memorial First Place,” in recognition of my past mastery of the art of the humorous caption. The next-best caption will be known as the “Rodney Dill Perennial Also-Ran” award, and third shall be called the “McGehee One Step Above An Utter Loser” award. And a “Laurence Simon Sick And Twisted Bastard” dishonorable mention shall always be chosen, but it may never actually be given to Laurence.
Also, at least one of the top three winners must involve a fart joke.
There will be more announcements as I think of them. In the meantime, though, enjoy the New And Improved Jay Tea’s Wizbang, as I finally assume my rightful place.
Jay Tea currently writes for Wizbang! exclusively, but that may be changing in the near future — which just might be news to him.
Just crazy…
Jackass.
I think we’ll refer to this as the Alexander Haig Memorial JPost.
Jhey JJay Jcut Jthat Jout.
JThat’s Jnot Jfunny, JStop Jit. JRight JNow
Jarrggghh.
Jerk.
Juck off.
Jeeeeezzz…
Joyous news about your elevation, Jay Tea!
However, I am very sorry to hear that you plan to die, for that’s the only way a prize can be a “memorial” one.
If you’d prefer to remain alive, you might want to rename it “The Jay Tea Prize for Verbal Excellence,” or whatever else pleases you.
Just leave out the “memorial.”
Joking, you’re joking… right?
Jay better have been joking, he opened the door for my comment and I just couldn’t pass it up, it works so well on so many levels. I was torn between hyphenating it making it one word or leaving it like it was. Decisions, decisions, decisions….
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I —
— JAY is insaaaaane
Right out the wazoo!
Don’t wanna boast
But I know he’s the host
Who’s completely cuckoo!
His britches got tight
(My, my, how he grew!)
I’ll click the link
To see how far he’ll sink
In his own doo-doo
I’m going to WizBangBlog
to see what that nutty Jay
is going to doooo–WOO!
(With apologies to the memories of Glenn Miller and Tex Beneke)
Jay, Jay, Jay,
Could it be that riding in that whale of a car of yours has damaged parts of your brain?
Ian – nice post!
Just to let you know.. he is being Modest
Anyone could try and do it but he will succeed
You can’t deny the man his confidence
Tommorow and thereafter will reveal his destiny
Everyone may critique but few will care
All of us know what he is really like
and for those who don’t, I can give insider information as only I can
Joesn’t a “Memorial” award named after you mean that you are dead, or at least medically brain-dead ?
Jenuinely amusing changes!
Jea, jazzed-up jaunty-jargon jinxes jovial journalists judging juiced-up jugs justifying junior’s joyous judgment joining Jexebel’s jocular jest! OH! Well Have fun in charge!
Jea = just Jay+Tea joined…
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Jar Jar Binks Just Jumped a Jolly jarhead.
Jammies are just jewelery jumpsuits.
Juries jamboree for Michael Jackson
jerks jenerally go to jamaica.
Jiminy! Jay’s jiving, joint is jumping, jay-birds jaying, Wizbang’s jogging…just jiminy!
J-oh, all right!
Jingoistic-ly toward of yourself, of course.
Judging from the 2 follow up posts, you didn’t get the word out effectively enough.
So, er, Jo:
Kevin’s gone on vacation and given the keys to Wizbang to someone who’s almost as technologically inept as I am.
Be afraid, people. Be very afraid.
Jumpin’ Jehosaphat!
Joser!
What about me?
I love the Jay Tea.
Jee, now you’ve done it, mesablue. You went and said that name and conjured up He-Whose-Name-Must-Not-Be-Spoken. Do you know how many spray cans of Troll-Be-Gone its gonna take to get rid of him again?