This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, generating many, many very funny entries. Hopefully I captured some of the best of the humor with this slate of winners. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (george) – “The Festivus Shopping Season begins with the traditional ‘airing of grievances’“
2) (McGehee) – “You want the vermouth!? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE VERMOUTH!!!“
3) (fred lawson) – “Bobby Knight goes Retail…“
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Excellent winners, I had nothing for this picture.
Suzie Caruthers scores a direct hit with a brilliant Half-Lugie in the Semi-Finals at Target’s annual Intramural Combat Spitting Contest.
I used to work as a security guard at one of their buildings, and I think I even met this gentleman a few times. I about peed myself laughing when I saw the 2nd place answer.
Yes, #2 is brilliant.
You know isle 12 is going to be the only one OPEN all day!
[slips Chad and Nicholas each a $20]
” Vermouth, Isn’t that a town in Vermont?”