Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Tennis star Maria Sharapova at a press conference for the Sony Ericsson Championship

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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