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Flower child John Kerry makes an appearance at the 2008 Hawkeye Cauci..
Nobody cares!
“Blood for Shortflower”
Alright Mr Gore..You win.. Now turn on the fricking spigot!!
So this is where the cemetary of the Democrat’s ideas is!! I’m glad we made that turn from the center lane.
“There’s heatwave? Where?”–Peter F., from sunny and mild Seattle.
The Official State Flower of Hell.
Assuring the children that such pretty flowers simply couldn’t grow in a mine field, Nasrallah had the 4th grade class line up for the National Martyrs Day “Rolling Around on the Ground” contest.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Darfur has nothing on Me! In God I trust.
Al Gore’s sunflower seed oil for food program didn’t turn out to be all it was cracked up to be.
Al Zarqawi, STILL pushing up daisies.
Where the political careers of rational Democrats go to die.
After having spent all her money buying land in Crawford Texas, Cindy Sheehan was only able to plant a sunflower to mark her dead son’s grave.
Fascism is on the rise. Too many Americans want to retreat in isolationism. And the heartland is turning into a dustbowl. Woo-hoo, it’s the 1930s all over again!
All the proof we need. God wants us to bloom where we are planted! Some have it easy while some have it hard. Ask what you can do to make the world better.
Iraq, we hope.
sigh… looks like where my golf ball always seems to land.
Jack gazed upon the field and thought, “Damn him! Magic beans my ass.”
With the Right Roots, Conservatives often break through the pessimism of a liberal landscape and shine in their optomistic glory.
Nature’s attempt at putting a dress on a pig.
Progressives “Field of Dreams”
“This painting depicts the artists rendition of the few remaining reasonable liberals struggling to survive the desolation of the Democratic party”
Moderate Moslems stand up to the terrorists and their supporters
Pedro: “Aye curumba, weeth thees drought we are bound to starve, Diego.”
Diego: “Si, Pedro, but even without thees drought we
would starve. Who’s loco idea was it to plant sunflower eenstead of wheat or corn?”
The President and members of Congress view the recently completed 2 billion dollar fence along the Texas and Mexico border.
others told me to wait for the government water. i’m the one who asked why?
You suck! Oh ya….You Suck! No…You Suck!Hey….You suck too! All you guys……You alll Suuccckkkk!
Another hippy commune farm experiment dries up yet again after the residents collectively ask “Dude, was there something we were supposed to do today?”
Ay, carumba! Sunflower seeds make you thirsty!
“Quick Akmed, kill it, there’s no stinkin’ sunflowers in the Koran.”
The Shia representative was deeply offended at President Bush’s gift of Sunni Flowers.
Like earrings on Helen Thomas.
Now where did I put that water?
*roots around*
Nope, not here.
TO: Speech Impediment Instructors
FROM: Steve Doherty Jr.
RE: NEW LESSON
Please provide your students with a
new practice lesson.
The Rain in Spain ain’t fallin’
on any damn Plain, anymore.
The Little Flower Catholic Church is still on the drawing board. Father Tom went to jail. Father Paul is in rehab. Sister Joseph is evaluating her sexuality. Long story short, it is a bad time to start a congregation.
Hizbollah Hizbollah quite contrary,
How does your Lebanon grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row.
Origins & History:
Nursery Rhymes
But its a dry heat.
The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly In Italy.
1st Ant: (Looking up)… “I thought you said sunflowers were forbidden by the religious police?”
2nd Ant: “No, what I said was sunflowers ‘suck’ and the religious police forbid sucking.”
3rd Ant: “Thanks be to Allah that we have someone looking out for us!”
4th Ant: “That’s what I’m talking about…we’re so blessed!!!”
Roy had called this his “God’s Little Acre”. Too
bad it’s the “End Times”…
Update: . Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.