This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ probably didn’t have the greatest picture for captioning but despite the tepid subject there were still quite a few good captions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Jeff Blogworthy) – “Breaking: Democrats attempt to reenact Stalin’s show-trials.“
2) (WildWillie) – “Miers reserved seat for the circus remained empty. The clowns were sad.“
3) (twolaneflash) – “Sorry, Ms. Pelosi, but nothing sticks to a Conyer’s Impeachment Chair.“
Honorable Mention
4) (fustian) – “Someone’s off the reservation…“
5) (BlogDog) – “The committee would like to recognize the chair.“
6) (La Manor) – “Sorry we couldn’t get you one on the Supreme Court; hope this one will do.“
The Perry Mason Award goes to:
(fustian) – “For my first witness, I’d like to call Bill Clinton to the stand. Do I understand that you fired ALL of the US attorneys?
The defense rests.”
This week’s Readers Choice Award is a tie between Wild Willie’s second place entry and this:
(No One of Consequence) – “Cost of paper used: $0.01
Cost of toner used: $0.01
Cost of Scotch tape used: $0.01
Making a hearing of the House Judiciary Committee look like Parents Night at the local elementary school: Priceless”
That’s it for this week. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
