Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ returned to fertile territory… cheap fart jokes. They can’t all be highbrow… Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

George W. Bush, President of the United States, addresses the 62nd session of the United Nations General Assembly at the UN in New York. Bush says 'nuke-you-lar' not 'nuclear,' but on Tuesday visitors to the United Nations Internet site could get a handy, abbreviated presidential pronunciation guide for other challenging words.(AFP/Timothy A. Clary)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) – “Dang… I feel another surge coming.

2) (Falze) – “That’s gonna leave a mark.

3) (Son Of The Godfather) – “Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

4) (Lindy R. Dole) – “Oops… there’s another, time to carry out my exit strategy.

5) (tomg) – “Wax Museum Tryout Elimination Round

6) (VagaBond) – “Here’s some global warming for you.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Rodney’s winning entry. The highest rate entry not in the list above is:

(LJD) – “I know she’s the Speaker, but the sight of her makes me want to vomit…

A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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