Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was just the tonic a large number of folks needed to get some McCain venom out of their system. Captioning when bitterly disappointed and/or angry may not always make for the most humorous of captions, but if it made folks feel better then perhaps everyone’s a winner this week. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Republican presidential hopeful, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., adjusts his collar after telling a joke while speaking at a GOP dinner Thursday, Feb. 7, 2008, in Halethorpe, Md. (AP Photo/Rob Carr)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (DJ Drummond) – ““I’m a true Reagani-“

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2) (WildWillie) – “People are horrified as McCain demonstrates how tough he is by giving himself a tracheotomy using just his finger.

3) (fustian) – “And I was lying about amnesty before any of my competitors lied about amnesty…

4) (Stephen Macklin) – “The Senator’s throat began to constrict in an apparent allergic reaction when he attempted to sound like a conservative.

5) (itismedavid) – “I just came from the Senate private men’s room and I saw Hillary peeing standing up.

…and I gotta tell ya, she’s well hung!”

6) (Clancy) – “Even Senator McCain has trouble swallowing his own bull$hit.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to DJ’s winning entry. The next highest rated entry not among those selected above is:

(Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Dick Cheney finds McCain’s lack of faith disturbing.

That’s it for this weekend’s contest. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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