Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. There were so many really good entries that picking a top six was very difficult. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., left is is checked by security personnel prior to boarding an airplane, Wednesday, March 26, 2008, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Wohlgemuth) – “Sir, I understand you might just be the next President of the United States, but NO ONE has lunch with Mr. Cruise without a full body thetan scan….

2) (WildWillie) – “That would be my penis ring.

3) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “Hmmm, the center/left looks okay, but when I go to check his right side this bullshit detector is off the chart.

4) (guido) – “You know, if you guys had only had the nerve to pull this crap on Hillary Clinton a few years ago, the White House might still have all of its silverware.

5) (DJ Drummond) – “Does Obama go through this? No sir, we’re not allowed to question Senator Obama’s patriotism, or anything else

6) (GarandFan) – “If that’s a Conservative Detector, I’m dead meat.

The Readers Choice Award this week was a tie between Brian Wohlgemuth’s winning entry and guido’s fourth place entry. I’ll add two of my other favorites as judges choice honorees:

(Lindy R. Dole) – “Well it’s white, but it ain’t typical.

(rodney dill) – “I have a superdelegate in my pants.

A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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