It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“What’s that little twerp doing binging that shit in here?”
Its tough to be the Messiah…when Your drawn to Jeremiah.
Hayward attempts to drive past Salami at a recent Carver High School practice proving that half-white men cannot jump either.
The Oddity of Hoop
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Drives Left; Shoots Left; Thinks Left
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Game Summary: Obama No points; no blocks; no rebounds but he was present
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His resume is as thin as his game
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Hey, where’s the finger holes in this thing?
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Without his trusty teleprompter, Obama is transformed once again to Ordinary
Obama is REEEE-JECTED, and, and, in a related story, his weak layup gets blocked too!
Ok, ok. So, white men can’t jump, so I guess I can’t. But then, that means black men CAN, so I guess I can. Hmmm…
Someone get me a family tree and a calculator!
He Got No Game
Never trust a man who tucks his t-shirt into his sweat pants.
When asked for a comment, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright sang, “If you play white folks, they jump like this, y’all…”
Err Jordan.
For the first time in her adult life, Michelle Obama was proud to be an American! Glancing over at her husband playing basketball, she said: “Never mind!”
This is the cover picture to “The Audacity of a Dope”, Obama’s new book about his sorry attempts to single-handedly win the Presidency and beat the UNC Tarheels in 2008.
Lack of vertical leap…one more reason to throw typical white person Grandma under the bus
Barry signs a new $8M book contract for “The Audacity of Hoop”
Floating towards the goal, The Obamessiah demonstrates his power of levitation.
When Wrighty meets Whitey all bets are off.
Obama: “This seemed a lot more fun before Hillary did that tomahawk slam!”
~Jeremiah was My preacher
Was a good friend of mine
Never ever heard a single word He said
But that Man was sure devine
Man was sure devine
Jeremiah to the world, all the boys and girls
Jeremiah to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Jeremiah has sure cooked Me~
John Kerry spends an afternoon sailboarding
Clank.
Is Jeremiah his coach? No wonder he misses all those shots, he doesn’t listen to him.
A shot deferred is a shot denied.
Airhead in AirJordans.
The Knicks are getting desperate.
“This Lay-Ups For Votes is soooooo much better than that Bowling For Votes idea….”
Barack Obama (D-League)
Obama really wanted to shoot hoops with the Blue Devils but knew it was out of the question cause he was already tag as an “elitist.”
In his final act before being fired, former Knicks coach Isiah Thomas’ unveiled his secret 2007 #1 Draft pick.
Does this mean we have to watch Hillary in a pick up game against the Lady Tar Heels?
Another GUTTER-BALL??????
Jesse Jackson proclaims this as proof that the white man is trying to put Obama down yet again.
Isn’t he with the Chicago Bullshit?
Stuffed by Dennis Kucinich.
There goes the street cred…
Obama: Too elitist for a uniform!
Finding the words of Reverend Jeremiah Wright a bit heavy Barry O discovers that white men can reject his best attempts at flying high.
“How come nobody else is trying to block this guy? Come on guys, help me out here!”
All right…who painted this bleeping bowling ball orange??
Obama’s move is now well known; fake right and drive hard left.
Back to School 2: Politics n’ The Hood
Obama isn’t wearing white or blue jerseys because he transcends “team”.
And Obama’s baskets count for everybody.
All dribble and no shot.
Nothin’ but air.
Obama’s Grandmother taught him to never drive on the black players…
For an agent of change, Obama sure has a lousy jump shot…
(Hillary doing her best Dick Vitale impression:
“The diaper dandy gets rejected baby! The party faithful are going wild at the Dean Dome!”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.