It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Mr. Bush, the doctor will see you now.
Know your enema
This takes binge drinking to a new high.
Mrs. Clinton I just don’t think Mr. Clinton will sit still for this one.
Part of Hillary’s universal health care includes free family enemas.
The Joker and his naughty henchwomen finally succeed in developing the tool that Gotham needs.
Even Obama knows that when taking on the GOP, bring an elephant gun to the fight.
Enema of the state.
Don’t lave me bro
Democrats propose their new national health care plan.
Congressional Democrats unveiled their new stimulus package today.
Cherub abuse.
A NAG group shows how they feel about Obama winning over Hillary.
Halt! Friend or enema?
The republicans show what is needed to get rid of the crap that Obama is spewing.
This is the right tool to assist Mr Olberman in becoming a republican. Just use once an hour for a month and all that crap filling his brain will have been cleansed away.
The republican response to Barrack Obama when he asks “Do you think I am full of Sh*t??”
Mourners remember the one year anniversary where two small children were asphyxiated during a botches medical procedure involving Rosie o’Donnell. Opponents of the memorial have criticized using the actual encrusted children, but supporters are saying…
Keep your friends close, Your enemas closer.
When Barack becomes president fat will become illegal and high colonics mandatory!
Buttnik!
Will probably get me banned… 🙂
“Once again, the town of Ulichville gathers to celebrate the cherry harvest. And folklore has it, a young prince will ride into town on day and snatch the “golden cherry”. If successful, he also gets to do the same from these five lovely ladies.”
The first test subjects pose with the new Impregnator 9000 turkey baster, boasting a 90 gallon resevoir.
“Dr. Strangelove will be here shortly to accept his Lifetime Achievement Award, but first, a demonstration!”
A somewhat larger ceremony took place later on the other side of the mall at the unveiling of the memorial to the bullsh*t detector.
Authorities are looking into reports that Mrs. Clinton may have broken several child-labor laws by using them to tote her “marital aid” around for her.
Most enema enthusiasts prefer their “nurses” to wear black latex rather than white cloth.
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The bronzed brain tumor extracted from Ted Kennedy is presented by a group of nurses.
“Here at Marathon Oil, we care about our customers, and that’s why when you bend over at one of our stations, we’ll provide you a little relief at no extra charge.”
CATO unveils their newly minted “We can’t drill our way to lower gasoline prices” monument.
As if to offer proof that ‘even a blind dog finds a bone sometimes’, a group of young eurpoeans have identified a solution to America’s greatest problems – congress. As Svetlana went on to explain “theez thing is good for clean out da sheet. And your, how you say, congress, is full ah sheet. Dis is just what America needs.”
In Soviet Russia colon cleanses you!
One glimpse at the gilded statue took every Scotsman back to the time he found grandma’s enema bag hanging in the bathroom and played it like the bagpipes.
This is going to hurt me more than– oh, why am I lying, actually, it’s the other way around.
It was announced today that a treatment had finally been developed for Britney Spears’ monster yeast infection.
The Museum of Childhood Medical Trauma also included monuments celebrating the syringe of penicillin to the gluteus maximus and putting your beloved family pet to sleep.
“The twelve most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to give you an enema.'” – Ronald Reagan
A visual representation of the AP’s pricing structure.
Senator Obama’s key security advisors unveil his solution to confront Iran’s nuclear ambitions: the HDI (Heffalump Defense Initiative).
The “Haditha” Marines have a special gift for Jack Murtha.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Bill Clinton on a recent visit to the Little Rock Museum of Proctology paused to listen to a brief history of proctology, given by Nurses Fran Smith, Fran Jones, and Fran Wilson. Upon departure Bill is reported to have stated — “With Frans like these, who needs enemas.”
In other news, the Swedish Olympic enema team was announced on Friday…
Prettify it all you want, it’s still a big pain in the a**.
“Back in the USSR, you don’t know how lucky you are.”
In an effort to alert the public, the FBI unveiled a statue of “Public Enema #1”.
A visual representation of the mantra, “A change would do you good.”
Vestal Virgins consecrate the newly created bronze scupture of Obamius and Remus.
With friends like those, who needs enemas?
A monument to another Russian advancement over the Hammer and Sickle.
But where’s the monument for the Russian cure for the Trotskys?