It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“We dedicate this sculpture to America’s ’08 election…it’s called Taking It Up The *ss“
Rosie O’Donnell likes to feel clean all over.
Your own worst enema.
Only one lucky contestant will be impregnated with the alien sperm cell! This is REALITY TV!
If your erection lasts for more than four hours, see your doctor!
Senator Craig is delighted with the thoughtful gift, but would prefer male nurses instead.
Here we are at the grand opening for Colonics-R-Us!
For the 163rd year in a row, the French village of Bidet happily accepts the award for “Cleanest A**es in Europe”.
“Mommy, what are the Angels carrying?”
“It’s for cleaning your bottom.”
“But Uncle Yuri cleans my bottom.”
Obama unveils the first piece of his nationalized healthcare plan by showing off the enema everyone will share.
Dennis Kuchinich’s mother ship arrives too late to influence the electorate.
Well now you have had a preview of what Obamanation will use to shaft all you US whiteys when he is elected
Enema Mine
Another lovely piece of art brought to you by the National Endowment of the Arts.
Hey, is that (lower left, back to the camera) Bill Clinton ?
“We have met the enema, and he is us.”
We never thought that dang kidney stone was EVER going to pass!
Oh my gosh! These are freakin’ hilarious! When the contest is through you should publish the top 5 on MakeFive. These would be perfect for that! Ha! Right on!
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The Royal Canadian Mounties always get their man and the American IRS always gets the taxpayer — in the end.
Do I get any pain killers with this?
Move it left! No! Dammit, turn it this way! Left! Left! Watch the sides! Don’t hit the sides!
When you’ve got a bronze statue with regularity problems, who ya gonna call?
From Russia, with Love.
Salute to the enema!? Looks more like one of Bill’s boys bronzed for an adoring public.
In other news today NASA unveiled the prototype spaceship that will be used to probe Uranus.
Lost in translation…via Pravda:
“Congratulation comrade Obama for winning the nomination to the ‘Big Ass’ party!”
Determined to improve his foreign policy credentials, Senator Obama appears here with Russian supporters.
Obama supports reveal a statue made in their candidate’s honor. Obama is said to be pleased to be recognized as the giant ass douche in this year’s Presidential election. John McCain is still hoping for a golden turd sandwich to be made in recognition of his candidacy.
Err, that should be “supporters” not “supports”.
NAMBLA tries to soften their image by having female nurses unveil their new art installation in Portland, Oregon.
All your A.. are belong to us
Quit rubbing it already! Let it relax.
Yes, come up here and rub for good luck!
And the Obama-Messiah deceed that every village and town would have it’s very own Carbon Emissions Retractor mounted conspicuously in the market square. And so it was done.
To be perfectly honest… it doesn’t need a caption. It’s hillarious as is.
Ah! Come on. I’ll give you $5.00 if you lick it!
You ever squealed like a piggy?
“And this year’s Brass Ball Award goes to….”
“And this one time…at band camp….”
“Fire For Effect!”
“Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought it would happen to me, but one time I ran into 5 nurses and a big-ass turkey baster at a rally and….”
BOHICA!
Look at size of that tube of Kentucky Jelly!
Members of the “Gloucester 17” from Gloucester High School pose next to the “Sperminator 2008”
Gen. Jack D. Ripper
“Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works”
If You build it…they will cum.
Obama’s ear syringe and his all-girl ear-wax team.
Hunt for Gold Cocktober!
ewwwww! its all sticky!
Jane Fonda demonstrates her latest anti-aircraft gun.