It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
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He got no game!
Obama “So, You hunt any golden yellow pheasant lately?”
“Where’s your wallet? Let me hold it for you. Just keep watching the ball.”
It’s a simple move, called the Hussein Hustle, fake to the right as you pick the taxpayers pocket for the left.
“That boy’s got No Defense!”
In a new variation of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”, Obama demonstrates the best defense is a good hug.
Obama reaches for the Mans last 5 spot and realizes He already stole it last week!
After getting bitch-slapped by Cheney, Obama tries to man-up.
Give Me 3 minutes on the floor with this guy and i’d foul out up by 20.
I call foul.
So this is what white collar criminals do for fun.
Barry fouled out with 14 steals, having made 0 points and no assists.
He’s not very good at playing “keep away” with Ahmadinejad either.
“Gimme da ball or I’ll throw you under the bus!”
Obama glances at teleprompter to see what he should do next.
Obama just got called for “Advanced Interrogation Techniques”.
It’s a two-shot foul and a mandatory 5 years in the federal pen.
Obama, positioned on the voter left, leans right and reaches for the voter wallet.
The Bailout Block, as demonstrated by Barack and any sucker willing to play his game.
The economy is trying to pass some income to the taxpayer, but Obama is having none of that…
Oh, crap! Now Biden’s got the ball and he plays like a Special Olympian!
Obama’s new plan for the interrogation of high-value terrorists…Night Basketball!!!
Hope and change.
I’m sorry, but shouldn’t he be working?
Dammit! Even though we’re on the same team, every time Biden gets the ball I have to play defense!
Sensing the opportunity to address a crowd, Obama jockeys for better access to the teleprompter.
It’s all Bush’s fault!
Michelle refuses to be seen with Obama as long as he’s wearing those cheap-ass tennis shoes.
This is the most work He has done since being selected.
Leather basketball: $35.
Cotton T-Shirt: $25.
Designer basketball shoes: $495.
Use of Guantanamo as personal basketball camp: Priceless!
Clearly this is the closest the CIC will get to combat.
I wonder how much he pays for his sneakers!
“I wonder how much he pays for his sneakers!”
Dont ask dont tell policies are in effect unless your Sarah Palin.
Obama takes the opportunity to brush up on his Paso Doble in preparation for his appearance on Dancing with the Stars.
Nuthin’ but inept
… and Geithner makes 5 personnel fouls.
“I extend what I learn on the court into my professional life. In this case, I’m clearing mugging his back pocket…”
“I’ve upped my game…. so now up yours.”
Because Obama is semi-fronting his man, a little lob pass leaves the path to the basket completely open.
Let’s hope he’s a little better on National Defense…
What if the Hooky Pooky is what it’s all about?
Dribbling while Rome burns…
Obama: “Of course this is how you rehearse for Dancing With The Stars. Joe Biden told me so.”
Barack Obama starring in “Duped Dreams”
Once again President Obama is weak on defense.
Obama: “What? This is how learned to play on the streets of San Francisco…”
“Damn… Why does does Cheney always end up on the ‘skins’ team when we play shirts vs. skins.
“Cheney has the ball! Run!!!”
In the end, playing Obama one-on-one did prove to be a more effective interrogative technique on terrorists than waterboarding.
How long do we have to hold this pose.
Barack Obama tries out for the new made-for-television musical version of “Other People’s Money”
Nancy Pelosi will try out next week for the new Broadway adaptation of “The Ususal Suspects”
It’s “step, step, turn, fouetté jeté”, dammit!
To protect your valuables (and values) lift your elbow and place it between you and the potential mugger, just like this, while you wave down a policeman to come and take down the perp.
What, it’s the President??
Well, like I was saying, you lift your elbow and….