Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

US President Barack Obama (R) and Vice President Joe Biden (L) speak during a town hall meeting at the University of Tampa in Tampa, Florida. Obama Thursday rekindled the 'Yes We Can' mood of his 2008 campaign, vowing not to shirk from the 'tough stuff' after his reform plans ground to a near halt in Congress. (AFP/Jim Watson)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rick13) – “Karaoke night was abruptly canceled after Joe Biden tried in vain to get the President to sing a duet of ‘Ebony and Ivory’.

2) (fustian) – “With his teleprompter broken, Obama had no choice but to let Biden speak…

3) (IowaRight) – “…and so I tell the lady, I am the Vice President of the United States, she laughs and says that she is the Queen of England, but I still need the ticket to get my laundry, so I say…

4) (Pretzel Logic) – “Anyway, so the Rabbi says to the Mexican…

5) (john1v6) – “Thirty minutes ago Obama gave Biden the microphone and said, “Check this and make sure it’s on. All you have to do is say, ‘Testing…1…2…3.'”

6) (Korla Pundit) – “Oh, screw it; we’re going straight for Stimulus 3!

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Rick13’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent caption that cuts right to the heart of the matter:

(Rodney Dill) – “Dumb and Dumber

That’s it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

"Partners For Peace" My Hamas
When will the MSM finally weigh in on all this?