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From Onion News: Soccer officially announces that it is gay. (yes, it”s safe for work)

Not that there”s anything wrong with that…

In related news, soccer has been linked with socialism, a known mental disease. This online casino may explain why much of Europe and many third world countries get so buzzed about frenzied games which frequently end with an impotent outcome of zero to zero.

Coming soon to a North American continent near you.

I meant the socialism. Although President Obama did once attend a non-existent soccer game back in April…

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