Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

President Barack Obama talks with former President Bill Clinton and Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett in the Roosevelt Room of the White House, July 14, 2010. The President was meeting with business leaders to discuss new ways to create jobs and strengthen the partnership between the public and private sectors to make new investments in the clean energy industry. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Jeff Blogworthy) – “As Bill converses with the president, his hand gravitates towards the woman’s breasts as though it has a mind of its own.

2) (Stephen Macklin) – “Former President Clinton stopped by the White House today to discuss relief efforts in Haiti.

And cop a feel.”

3) (iwogisdead) – “In an important high level briefing, former President Clinton is seen bringing President Obama’s attention to a dangerous faIrway bunker at the 14th hole at the Andrews Air Force Base golf course.

4) (Pretzel Logic) – “Overrated, often mated and rather hated.

5) (zipity) – “Dude, this isn’t even my GOOD pimp hand and it’s still stronger than yours.

6) (plasticturtle) – “As Barack looks for his next line, Clinton holds the new “mini-prompter” to make it look like they are having a normal conversation.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to this entry from DJ:

(DJ Drummond) – “So after the Republicans take over Congress, they’ll clean up the mess and you get re-elected by taking the credit. Just like I did!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

All The Ships At Sea
"Barack Obama has abandoned America"