It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
Can I get a better seat. Not so near the Saudi’s, they give me gas.
I’m going to pretend to drop this pencil under the desk.
By the way, all that stuff I talked about last month on us going to war together against Syria … never mind.
DICKplomacy
The stars of the famous underground internet movie: 2 Twits, 1 Cup.
Psst. America is not exceptional. Pass it on.
“Ooooo Look! A quarter….” (CLUNK)
So where does one purchase large quantities of white flags?
The art of treason!
Did you have botox injections, too?
Wasn’t there something in the Bible about a plague of frogs? John Kerry counts, right?
How do I say “Surrendar Monkey” in French?
rendre singe
Francois, if I could just leave my resume with you in case anything opens up.
Psst. I know a good wig-maker whenever you think your ready.
And I have a package of Certs in the side pocket of my jacket that you’re welcome to right now.
hee hee hee
Psst. Want to buy some ketchup?
We’re out of ketchup funds, we need the funds to buy more white flags.
Would you have anything in a former French colony I could buy and set my self up as president for life? Something with a nice climate and in the low 8 digit range.
Go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Two geeks for every girl.
A bald head is a sign of an active mind.
Even idiots have active minds.
I think this place is bugged.
Michelle, my belle.
These are heads that go together well,
My Michelle.
Michelle, my belle.
Ce sont les chefs qui vont bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble
I love you, I love you, I love you.
That’s all I want to say.
Until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that
You’ll understand.
Michelle, my belle.
Ce sont les chefs qui vont bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble
I need to, I need to, I need to.
I need to make you see,
Oh, what you mean to me.
Until I do I’m hoping you will
Know what I mean.
I love you…
I want you, I want you, I want you.
I think you know by now
I’ll get to you somehow.
Until I do I’m telling you so
You’ll understand.
Michelle, my belle.
Ce sont les chefs qui vont bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble
I will say the only words I know that
You’ll understand, my Michelle.
Don’t look now, but my fly is open. Oh alright, you can look.
Okay, I think we have Syria right where we want them, they’ll never expect our surprise attack now.
Oui, we have sent our complete supply of spitballs and slingshots.
“I hear that Dr. Ben Carson is the best in the world at separating Siamese twins”.
Je travaille pour un idiot.
“I must inform you that the U.S has placed Syria in double secret probation.”
“Our Syria policy?……. Recalculating….”
“
“Things could be worse. We could have been joined Human Centipede style…”.
Just a heads up, but Michelle is just about to announce all French food as being unhealthy.
What’s French for Ménage à trois?
Siamese twins have a housefire. They were fine. In fact they moved to England so the other could drive….
I have a French letter for you.
It’s a big “F” for fool.
Actually, you may wan’t to google “french letter” for a fuller understanding.
well, john, I don’t have to, but you might press the button that launches your sense of humor.
That’s always a problem. Am I being to subtle or missing someone elses subtlety.
I’ll respond like I’m Obama: yes and no.
Pity. Joined at the head, but not sharing a brain…
If we can find a third, are you up for a ménage à Trotsky?
“Blow in my ear will get you everywhere…”
“Where do you keep those white surrender flags that you French use for special occasions?”
Hold the pose a bit longer. The photographer from the Wizbang Caption Contest just arrived.
Why do I suspect it isn’t Hee Haw reruns they are watching on the monitor.
“Are you an idiot?”
Kerry “Well
I’m French. Does that answer your
question?”
“why do you negotiate with Syria and the Russians but not the republicans”
Kerry “Well we have more in common with Syria and Russia
“My countrymen are curious about your nation’s
leader. How does one stay married to someone with such a big ass”
Kerry
“Well I am sure that Theresa would take offense if she were here
“Is it true that Chris matthews humps obama’s
leg?”
Kerry “Nah,
Obama pushes him away every time he tries”
Kerry “Voulez vous avec moi c’est soir?”
Kerry “I am thinking about killing off Theresa, know any rich
widows looking for a husband?”
“
“I would like to see your famous black hat”
Kerry “well umm I have it ready incase I have to go into Syria to settle matters by myself”
Kerry: I’ll move to France if you French want someone to replace Hollende as your president. I speak French, you know, and I served in Vietnam.
I’m not happy with my current employer. Do you have any openings?
Ah, yes we do. It’s right over there marked “EXIT”.
“Even Robbie Krieger from The Doors voted for Bush in 2004. Robbie Fucking Krieger!!!…. Voters thought I was just that bad…”