It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

Look, the US is running out of money in October. I’m wondering if France might have a few spare billion hanging around. I swear we can pay it back next April.
The UN has voted me Bathroom Monitor. So you don’t have to go flailing your arms about, but you do need to give me a discrete sign. One finger for number one, two fingers for number two. So do you need to go? Right, two fingers. That puts you behind Botswana and Chad, but ahead of Canada that only has to go number one. So when Albania comes out, its Botswana next.
Kerry: is that an egg you have in your hand? Wow! Let me show you the dropped egg trick I learned the last time I was in France.
OK, after we get through this crap let’s go up to Rhode Island and I’ll take you yachting and wind surfing.
“So then, apparently, Pepe has no idea the cat is not really a skunk.”
How do you say “Flip Flop”, in French?
Obama’s an idiot, pass it on.
I see London. I see France. I see the girl behind me ‘s underpants.
Don’t tell anyone, but I wear Depends!
Yes, Nancy and I have the same botox Dr., why do you ask?
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.