Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was massive, botox-filled success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mjolnir) – “The *Brilliant* John Kerry is puzzled by the dead silence following his greeting everybody with a ‘Shalom.’”

2) (RestlessLegs) – “Kerry helps process unaccompanied minors near the Mexican border.”

3) (fustian24) – “The good news is that they can behead him and Kerry can go on working.”

4) (yetanotherjohn) – “There but for the grace of God goes our former President”

5) (Paul Hooson) – “Hey, Abdul, not much going on over at THE MUNSTERS autograph table…”

6) (Porkopolis) – “Coalition of the Unwilling”

The Readers Choice Award went to Mjolnir’s winning entry. In its place we offer one more excellent, if overlooked, entry:

(fustian24) – “Come and listen to a story about a man named John
A poor Yalie grad, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was schmoozing at Earth Day,
And up through the crowd came a meal ticket named Heinz.

Catsup that is, red gold, Heinz Ketchup.

Well the first thing you know ol John’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said “John move away from there”
Said “Washington is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the yacht and sailed it to DC.
”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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