It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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Comments (149)
"I'm so disappointed. He lo... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Stephen | April 25, 2008 7:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I'm so disappointed. He looks bigger on TV."
1. Posted by Stephen | April 25, 2008 7:16 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:16
2. Posted by WildWillie | April 25, 2008 7:26 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
"Like, what is the black dude saying"?, asked the typical white girl.
2. Posted by WildWillie | April 25, 2008 7:26 AM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:26
3. Posted by Oyster | April 25, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
The compassionate head-tilt has reached epidemic proportions in the US. The CDC is scrambling for a cure. In the meantime, it is recommended that you wear a neck brace while in crowded public areas. - [This has been a public service announcement]
3. Posted by Oyster | April 25, 2008 7:29 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:29
4. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Looks like Obama got all the bitter vote.
4. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:32 AM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:32
5. Posted by rodney dill | April 25, 2008 7:32 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"Obam-ho-tep...
Obam-ho-tep...
Obam-ho-tep..."
5. Posted by rodney dill | April 25, 2008 7:32 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:32
6. Posted by rodney dill | April 25, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Prussian Blue has the epiphany that if they'd had a wide screen TV at home, they might have noticed the 'C' and 'E' earlier.
6. Posted by rodney dill | April 25, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:35
7. Posted by jim2 | April 25, 2008 7:37 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Looking for Mr. GoodDem
7. Posted by jim2 | April 25, 2008 7:37 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:37
8. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them.And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not."
"And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or the empty promises of another leftist political hack."
8. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:38
9. Posted by DaveD | April 25, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
(Sigh, he seemed so perfect for me. I just can't believe how everything changed all of a sudden.)
9. Posted by DaveD | April 25, 2008 7:39 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:39
10. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:41 AM | Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
We know this picture wasn't taken at Obama's church...
10. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:41 AM |
Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:41
11. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 25, 2008 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Weekly Standard reports that: "The collective drip, drip, drip of Obama's mini-scandals seem to be very effectively taking the shine off the Obama package."
11. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 25, 2008 7:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:41
12. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
The "friends" of Eliot Spitzer have come to check out Obama...
12. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:42
13. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 25, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Democrats are worried that youthful exuberance on college campuses can be sustained into the November election.
13. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 25, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:44
14. Posted by infidel
| April 25, 2008 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Like, I thought he'd be cuter with smaller ears in person."
14. Posted by infidel
| April 25, 2008 7:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:45
15. Posted by JAT | April 25, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Collective thought cloud: "Do you think he can cure PMS?"
15. Posted by JAT | April 25, 2008 7:46 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:46
16. Posted by JAT | April 25, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, now what are we going to do - vote for Hillary or Obama! Gees - both duds!
16. Posted by JAT | April 25, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:49
17. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:49 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
That's the same look that cows get.
Right before they're slaughtered.
17. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:49 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:49
18. Posted by JAT | April 25, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another collective thought cloud: " God, I want to have his baby!"
18. Posted by JAT | April 25, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:50
19. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 25, 2008 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Although they had never heard about Rev. Wright before, Sigma Phi Lambda sisters became like totally disillusioned with Obama after watching the Moyer's interview.
19. Posted by Maggie Mama | April 25, 2008 7:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:51
20. Posted by Eric F | April 25, 2008 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Two blonds are saddened to find that their signs do not, in fact, say "Charge we can believe in."
20. Posted by Eric F | April 25, 2008 7:56 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:56
21. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:57 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
They're starting to realize that this ISN'T going to be a Hannah Montana concert.
21. Posted by fustian | April 25, 2008 7:57 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 07:57
22. Posted by hermie | April 25, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Disappointed that the $20,000 waffle was no longer available, Missy and Babs were hoping that the $4000 used chewing gum was overlooked by the other bidders.
22. Posted by hermie | April 25, 2008 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:10
23. Posted by epador | April 25, 2008 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Reconsidering:
Once you go Barack, you never go back!
23. Posted by epador | April 25, 2008 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:12
24. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 25, 2008 8:13 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Watch the watch! Watch the watch! You are getting sleepy! Very sleepy! I am the Obamamessiah! You will be loyal to me! Only me! You will vote for me! Only me!"
24. Posted by Upset Old Guy | April 25, 2008 8:13 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:13
25. Posted by guido | April 25, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Sigh, oh Barry, PUNISH ME with your baby!
25. Posted by guido | April 25, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:16
26. Posted by guido | April 25, 2008 8:24 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
The crowd shows it's disappointment that tonight's Kool-Aid offering is Sour Grape flavor.
26. Posted by guido | April 25, 2008 8:24 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:24
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 25, 2008 8:37 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
The final stage of Mandinga fever.
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 25, 2008 8:37 AM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:37
28. Posted by zipity | April 25, 2008 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Obama HeyBama Bama Bama Ho
Bama Hey Bama Ho Bama
Hey BHC, BHC won't you smile at me?
Bama Ho Bama Hey Superstar.....
Obama HeyBama Bama Bama Ho
Bama Hey Bama Ho Bama
Hey BHC, BHC you're alright by me
Bama Ho Bama Hey Superstar
HoBama HeyBama Bama Bama Ho
Bama Hey Bama Ho Bama
Hey BHC, BHC won't you fight for me?
Bama Ho Bama Hey Superstar.....
28. Posted by zipity | April 25, 2008 8:40 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:40
29. Posted by zipity | April 25, 2008 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Yeah, now that you mention it, he does remind me of Jesus..... How did it turn out for him....?"
29. Posted by zipity | April 25, 2008 8:43 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:43
30. Posted by epador | April 25, 2008 8:46 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Reaction to the Carter-Hamas endorsement of their candidate. They were hoping more for like, Neiman-Marcus.
30. Posted by epador | April 25, 2008 8:46 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:46
31. Posted by Dodo David | April 25, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Bitter Babes for Obama
31. Posted by Dodo David | April 25, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:51
32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 25, 2008 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Having completed half a semester of economics, the girls realized they'd soon be pole dancing for change under an Obama administration.
32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 25, 2008 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:51
33. Posted by SarahConnor2 | April 25, 2008 8:52 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Slowly, the blondes realized that:
a) These were not the "new intern" auditions.
b) That was not Bill Clinton.
33. Posted by SarahConnor2 | April 25, 2008 8:52 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:52
34. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 25, 2008 8:55 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Aren't we like too young for the change?"
34. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 25, 2008 8:55 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:55
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 25, 2008 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For some reason he sounded a little taller on radio.
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 25, 2008 8:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 08:56
36. Posted by Dodo David | April 25, 2008 9:00 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Obviously, Obama doesn't have to ask where all the white women are.
[A reference to the movie Blazing Saddles]
36. Posted by Dodo David | April 25, 2008 9:00 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 09:00
37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 25, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why is he still talking? Why won't he just go ahead and turn water into wine?
37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 25, 2008 9:03 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 09:03
38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 25, 2008 9:05 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
RE: #36
Too bad he's not pitted against Hedley Lamarr.
38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 25, 2008 9:05 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 09:05
39. Posted by MunDane | April 25, 2008 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This blows! You said there would be cute guys here..."
39. Posted by MunDane | April 25, 2008 9:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 09:06
40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 25, 2008 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I cut class for this?
40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 25, 2008 9:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on April 25, 2008 09:07
41. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 25, 2008 9:13 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"OMG, is he still talking? Even my dad doesn't talk this long, and my dad eventually does something. Obama's beginning to remind me of weird uncle Albert.
"Can we sneak out and find a mall or something?"
41. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 25, 2008 9:13 AM |
