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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez, right, hands President Barack Obama the book titled 'The Open Veins of Latin America' by Uruguayan writer Eduardo Galeano, during a UNASUR countries meeting at the Summit of the Americas on Saturday, April 18, 2009 in Port-of-Spain, Trinidad and Tobago<br />
. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)


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Obama: "Hugo, pull my finge... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Obama: "Hugo, pull my finger!"

Chavez: "Oh-ho, now I smell that sulfur again!"

"Hey, look up who wrote ... (Below threshold)

"Hey, look up who wrote Das Kampf for me."

Hugo Chavez was accused of ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hugo Chavez was accused of torture today for the act of reading from his book "My Life".

Obama - "This book has some... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "This book has some great ideas in it"

"Dumb and Dumber"... (Below threshold)
Darby:

"Dumb and Dumber"

Obama = "Reading this book ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama = "Reading this book has been a distraction for me from the enormous amount of things that I didnt expect would be coming across my desk"

Obama: "Wait a minute... it... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Wait a minute... its still coming up on the Teleprompter... wait for it..."
Chavez: "For cryin' out loud, just read the title off the cover."

Chavez - "I got you this bo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Chavez - "I got you this book because I thought you might need another serious distraction after putting your foot in your mouth about torture investigations"

"My Pet Goat... Hey,... (Below threshold)

"My Pet Goat... Hey, I've heard of this one."

"Thanks, Hugo. I haven't r... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Thanks, Hugo. I haven't read 'Marxism for Dummies" yet.

Chavez presents Obama his b... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Chavez presents Obama his book on how to get rid of political enemies quietly and without telltale torture marks.

"Stop touching me.""... (Below threshold)

"Stop touching me."
"I'm not touching you."
"Stop touching me."
"I'm not touching you."
"Stop touching me."
"I'm not touching you."
"Stop touching me."
"I'm not touching you."

Best of all, it's autograph... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Best of all, it's autographed by Sean Penn!!

"Just checking the title be... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Just checking the title before accepting it; I had to make sure it wasn't 'Liberty and Tyranny'".

Dee & Dum... (Below threshold)

Dee & Dum

"Don't malaise me bro'"... (Below threshold)

"Don't malaise me bro'"

Rahm, is this that guy you ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Rahm, is this that guy you said hates America as much as we do?

"Hey, look up who wrote ... (Below threshold)

"Hey, look up who wrote Mein Kampf for me."
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(I knew something didn't look right the first time around)

I had no idea when I signed... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

I had no idea when I signed up for the "Marxist Book of the Month Club" that it would include personal delivery by a real Marxist...

I appreciate the gesture, b... (Below threshold)
Steve:

I appreciate the gesture, but I already have the audio version downloaded on my IPOD!

Look, something we both bel... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Look, something we both believe in!

Birds of a feather national... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Birds of a feather nationalize together.

Barry and Scary.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Barry and Scary.

Is this about me Hugo? Caus... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Is this about me Hugo? Cause I only read books about me....

"Sure, I'd be honored to bl... (Below threshold)
Peter Salomon:

"Sure, I'd be honored to blurb your book"

Attitude and Turpitude... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Attitude and Turpitude

Obama: "It's what I have al... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Obama: "It's what I have always wanted, a copy of Das Kapital signed by Karl Marx."

Asked if there was an Obama... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

Asked if there was an Obama aroma, Chavez commented, "There was a redolence of Lilac that seemed to permeate my inner being, exotically delightful."

Close Pretzel, but its real... (Below threshold)

Close Pretzel, but its really
Platitude and Turpitude

This wasn't the Hugo Chavez... (Below threshold)
fustian:

This wasn't the Hugo Chavez I thought I knew...

Thank you Sir! May I have a... (Below threshold)
Eno:

Thank you Sir! May I have another!?!

Hugo, I believe Eduardo Gal... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Hugo, I believe Eduardo Galeano is to Latin America what my friend, Bill Ayers, is to North America.

Obama asks Rahm Emmanuel, s... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Obama asks Rahm Emmanuel, standing just off screen, "Can I re-gift this book to one of those Europeans we are going to see next month?"

Hugo, pal, tell me again ho... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Hugo, pal, tell me again how you pulled off that "President for Life" gig.

It turns out that Hugo and ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

It turns out that Hugo and Obama have a lot in common politically, except that Hugo doesn't hate America quite so much.

Why wouldn't I shake his ha... (Below threshold)

Why wouldn't I shake his hand? He's not a Republican.

Gee, thanks, Hugo, this is ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Gee, thanks, Hugo, this is Numero tres on my "Must Read" books list.

I won't touch you with this... (Below threshold)

I won't touch you with this finger, you don't want to know where it's been.

"Just what I needed! 'Dicta... (Below threshold)
JLawson:

"Just what I needed! 'Dictatorship for Dummies!'"

Is this book region specifi... (Below threshold)

Is this book region specific?

"I want you all to know tha... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

"I want you all to know that I wrote the blurb inside the cover". ww

America's Inspector Clousea... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

America's Inspector Clouseau meets Latin America's Dr. Evil.

The Audacity of Dopes... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

The Audacity of Dopes

Chavez: "Bill Ayers recomme... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Chavez: "Bill Ayers recommended this book."

Obama: "What a coincidence, he helped me write mine."

Close Pretzel, but its real... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Close Pretzel, but its really
Platitude and Turpitude

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Obambi: "Hey, Rahm. That's ... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Obambi: "Hey, Rahm. That's not "Audacity of Hope". You told me everyone was reading my book -even this chimp. What gives?"

I thought Kevin was the jud... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I thought Kevin was the judge

As Obama accepts the playbo... (Below threshold)
jpo:

As Obama accepts the playbook from his mentor, another thrill runs up Chris Matthews' leg.

Ah, Thanks Hugo, Nancy and ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Ah, Thanks Hugo, Nancy and Harry spoke very highly of this book...

Hey, how come his is bigger... (Below threshold)
MPR:

Hey, how come his is bigger than mine! Uh, that ain't right.

One guy is an unqualified, ... (Below threshold)
JB:

One guy is an unqualified, in over his head, anti-American, Socialist Dictator who cons the electorate, mesmerizes the Hollywood elites, and is loved by every two-bit International thug.

The other guy is Hugo Chavez.

I thought Kevin wa... (Below threshold)
I thought Kevin was the judge
I would assume he still is. I liked the Attitude vs. turpitude vein, but I added a different spin to it. I wasn't trying to dis the original.
Hugo, I love the Mao Jacket... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Hugo, I love the Mao Jacket in Navy, but only you could pull the turtle-neck dickie off...

El Presidente Chavez, seen ... (Below threshold)
Dion Taylor:

El Presidente Chavez, seen here greeting an excited american citizen, was in awe of the skill of the author of 'The Open Veins of Latin America'.

Trying to cash in on the po... (Below threshold)

Trying to cash in on the popularity of "Oprah's Book Club", President Obama ran into the same pitfalls. A book written about a great struggle, which turns out in the end to be a bunch of lies and fantasies wrapped up to make the author look good...

Would you be so kind as to ... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Would you be so kind as to return this to the White House Library, I borrowed it from Jimmy Carter in the 70's....

Obama: "I um, uh, I, I, I d... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Obama: "I um, uh, I, I, I don't need to read THAT book...um, uh, I, uh, could've ummm, written that book."

"Hey, Bill Ayers wrote that... (Below threshold)
MPR:

"Hey, Bill Ayers wrote that book. Where did you get that mi amigo? He wrote mine too. We do speak the same language after all."

What, I'm supposed to read ... (Below threshold)
John Schan:

What, I'm supposed to read this sh*t? Well, if a brutal, dictatorial thug wants me to read it, then I will.

One believes that America i... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

One believes that America is the cause of much hate and oppression in the world, and one is the President of Venezuela.

Say what? Ayers wrote his b... (Below threshold)
Hank:

Say what? Ayers wrote his book too?

together: "Border Line '... (Below threshold)

together: "Border Line 'Leven."

Ive never been so unproud o... (Below threshold)
914:

Ive never been so unproud of My country

"Hey its A Million Feces... (Below threshold)

"Hey its A Million Feces... let's get this Mo Fo on Oprah, she'll hype anything."

Wow Hugo! I guess that stro... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Wow Hugo! I guess that strong grip comes from crushing dissent, throttling freedom, and beating..........the old "US is Satan" drum.

Hey, is there any cabinet p... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Hey, is there any cabinet posts left, I really like how this guy thinks.

Hey, we had the same dream.... (Below threshold)
a. moral:

Hey, we had the same dream... a socialist utopia.

Obama: You mean you are gi... (Below threshold)
Sally McIlwain:

Obama: You mean you are giving me THIS book? I really prefer DVD's that are not properly formatted. Or, at least an IPOD with downloads of ME!

Stuck on stupid ... (Below threshold)
914:

Stuck on stupid

Screw the open veins, go fo... (Below threshold)
914:

Screw the open veins, go for the jugular Hugo..

Hey, don't we have some ext... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Hey, don't we have some extra TARP money sitting around that we can give this guy?

Oh this? It's just a book o... (Below threshold)

Oh this? It's just a book on how to continue to make the Right appease, and the Left continue a full frontal attack.I really haven't needed it, 'cause look at what I have done in almost 100 days.

Hmm, I am sensing a pattern... (Below threshold)

Hmm, I am sensing a pattern with the President- Blago now Hugo.

Is our President a Sesame Street fan, or what?

"Hey, I know it'll be great... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"Hey, I know it'll be great reading, and I'll put it on the top shelf in my library. Right next to 'Know your Succubus', by Bill Clinton!"

With a failed sleight of ha... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

With a failed sleight of hand, Obama exposes the "little" horn.

Unlike Bush I and Reagan (w... (Below threshold)
jmc:

Unlike Bush I and Reagan (who proped up the murder Pinochet) I only shake hands with a dictator.

Separated at birth.... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Separated at birth.

Hugo sings:I lo... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Hugo sings:

I love you! You love me!
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you're a Commie too?

"I would refuse to shake yo... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

"I would refuse to shake your hand, but I have sin cojones syndrome, entiende?"

Hugo: "Tu tambien?"

After groping the Queen of ... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

After groping the Queen of England and bowing before the King of Saudi Arabia, Obama cries "Tio!" as he submits to the crushing grip of Venezuelan strongman dictator Hugo Chavez. Oil prices rose on the news.

"Tropic of Cancer"? No won... (Below threshold)
Garandfan:

"Tropic of Cancer"? No wonder he spends so much time in the bathroom.

Hugo Chavez gives President... (Below threshold)
Jason Author Profile Page:

Hugo Chavez gives President Obama a lesson in the audacity of grope.

See this guy? Me in 7 years... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

See this guy? Me in 7 years. Rahm, start looking into that constitutional change thing he did.

Oblamer: All of your polo p... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Oblamer: All of your polo ponies are belong to me!

Hey, Hugo your stealing my ... (Below threshold)
Constitution First:

Hey, Hugo your stealing my thunder!

This says they have unicorn... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

This says they have unicorns here!!!! I love this place!!

Obama- Hey that's the same ... (Below threshold)

Obama- Hey that's the same book Bill Ayers game me for Christmas this year, how funny is that?

Rahm , you have got to get ... (Below threshold)

Rahm , you have got to get me one of these pseudo-military suites, i'm going to start wearing them..

Bill! Hey Bill! Is this one... (Below threshold)
RicardoVerde:

Bill! Hey Bill! Is this one of the books I wrote?

Sorry to cut things short H... (Below threshold)
JB:

Sorry to cut things short Hugo babe but I have to run to a lunch meeting with Kim Jong-il and Robert Mugabe before I head off to Sudan to shake hands with my good friend Omar al-Bashir.

Hey, we had to read this in... (Below threshold)

Hey, we had to read this in the Young Oktoberists!

"Hey, that's the same book ... (Below threshold)
Redbone:

"Hey, that's the same book I read on the plane over here, but this one's in spanish!"

"Sorry Hugo, I've already r... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

"Sorry Hugo, I've already read this! You really need to update your reading list. How about a copy of my 'Audacity of a Dope Dealer'!"

Obama: "I love this guy!"</... (Below threshold)
FG:

Obama: "I love this guy!"

that's a nice picture of u... (Below threshold)
MF:

that's a nice picture of us when we planned the takeover of the US from within

Is that a banana republic i... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Is that a banana republic in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Chinga tu madre, gringo.

Como se dice "dunderpate" e... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Como se dice "dunderpate" en Espanol?

Solamente di "Obama"

Commie and Commier... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Commie and Commier

"To Serve Obama"OM... (Below threshold)
epador:

"To Serve Obama"

OMG its a COOKBOOK.....

Si, Senor Chavez. No tengo... (Below threshold)
jdflorida:

Si, Senor Chavez. No tengo un problema cuando miento. Puedo mentir todos los dias porque mis amigos en CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, NY Times me ayudan mucho. Viva la press!

A spokesman for Priceline.c... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

A spokesman for Priceline.com explains to President Obama the consequences of buying a "pig in a poke" when selecting reading material.

Hugo applies the "Venus(uel... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Hugo applies the "Venus(uellan) man trap grip" after luring his unwitting victim with a socialist tome.

I see that Hugo has also go... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I see that Hugo has also gotten a new puppy..

Look, Michelle, Hugo's gift... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

Look, Michelle, Hugo's gift-advisors are worse than mine!

Wait a minute, are you sure... (Below threshold)
Marleen Perret:

Wait a minute, are you sure this clown is an enemy of America?

A match spawned in hell... (Below threshold)
914:

A match spawned in hell

Thug love shakes down a goo... (Below threshold)
914:

Thug love shakes down a goon on his save a socialist world book tour.

two of the Three Stooges ..... (Below threshold)
Elmo:

two of the Three Stooges ...

No Hugo, but I hear Nancy Pelosi will be happy to make you some tea.

Having forgotten his ... I'm with stoopid t-shirt, the Commander in Chief calls an audible.

the way it goes is I diddle him first

Unrepentant Democrats menta... (Below threshold)
914:

Unrepentant Democrats mentally masturbate over this circlejerk of egomaniac jizzswooning.

It was love at first finger... (Below threshold)
914:

It was love at first finger.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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